Invade Switzerland!!!

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:39 am

What is it with the Swiss? I mean, they are so damn civilized. This small country just kinda sits there by itself, minding it's own business and everyone's money. Just too civilized in my opinion. Some country should invade them, maybe Peru. I can see the headlines now. PERU INVADES SWITZERLAND. Wouldn't that be a blast?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:42 am

er, Lon, isn't it a little early to be smoking that crack? :wah:

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:44 am

Lon wrote: What is it with the Swiss? I mean, they are so damn civilized. This small country just kinda sits there by itself, minding it's own business and everyone's money. Just too civilized in my opinion. Some country should invade them, maybe Peru. I can see the headlines now. PERU INVADES SWITZERLAND. Wouldn't that be a blast?

if its peacful there why make discomfort? Peru? do they even have an army? how weak.

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:44 am

lady cop wrote: er, Lon, isn't it a little early to be smoking that crack? :wah:

on the pipe again linda ?

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:55 am

now that you have enough to talk about, i'm taking a nap. my pacemaker needs recharging. OMG.

Philadelphia Eagle · Post by **Philadelphia Eagle** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:07 am

I should leave them alone. The Swiss are indeed a civilised and clever nation.

One of their best moves in recent years was to steadfastly refuse to join the E.U.!

Now that the wheels have come off that particular gravy train the Swiss have, once again, been proved to be far sighted.

As far as managing money is concerned some of their traditional secrecy in the 'Foreign Deposits' department has gone but they still charge interest to those who keep a swiss bank account - not the other way round!

Contrary to popular belief, Switzerland is not a 'tax free' home for money.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:33 pm

Far Rider wrote: Well if we do invade I got dibs on the chocolate making secret!

I'll have to fight you for that Far - maybe we can go into business together.

turbonium · Post by **turbonium** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:41 pm

Let's do it - I've always wanted to learn how to yodel!! :wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:10 pm

:-2 How did we get from INVADING SWITZERLAND??? to Yodelling, Is it part of the plan for the take over. :wah: YODEL OUR WAY DOWN THE STREET AS WE EAT CHOCOLATE, AND COUNT THEIR MONEY..

turbonium · Post by **turbonium** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:17 pm

Far Rider wrote: Yodel! OK Turbo,

KNOCK-KNOCK.....

OK I'll bite.... WHO'S THERE?

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:21 pm

turbonium wrote: Let's do it - I've always wanted to learn how to yodel!! :wah:

Yodelling was on a different thread. :driving:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:10 pm

well i am staking out Zermatt....whoo hoo! ---------

turbonium · Post by **turbonium** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:31 pm

Far Rider wrote: LITTLE OLD LADY.....
Ahem.... LITTLE OLD LADYYYY WHOOOOOO? :wah:

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:44 pm

HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA... :yh_youkid :yh_clap :yh_rotfl

Can someone share a SWATCH with me.Had one when I was in middle school - they were the in thing then....Where did they go? Hmmmmm Another fad - gone bad??- kinda like MIchael Jacksons glittered glove.....LMAO

turbonium · Post by **turbonium** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:00 pm

Far Rider wrote: Hah I've been saving that stupid knock-knock joke since I was a kid. You can thank Tony the Tiger for that one!
HAHA - Blast from the past!! I love it! :wah:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:06 pm

Dibs on the Swiss Army Knives!!

;)

turbonium · Post by **turbonium** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:45 pm

valerie wrote: Dibs on the Swiss Army Knives!!

;)
Which has me wondering....why hasn't any other country invaded Switzerland - their Army has to fight with those little knives. You could wipe them out with a couple of tanks and a platoon carrying M-16's!! :wah:

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:20 am

The SWISS!!!!

Ever heard anyone say 2well I take the Swiss view on that" :wah:

This is a country whose sole culinary contribution to the world is the Swiss Roll

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:54 pm

BOTHWELL,

Don't forget SWISS CHOCOLATE, and it is very good chocolate at that.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:01 pm

and swiss cheese!

ice maiden · Post by **ice maiden** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:20 am

may i say as a swiss national the swiss army is one of the best who guards the pope thats right the swiss guard who has the sense not to jion in all of europe stupid fighting thats right the swiss the swiss government give the voters the right to vote on imported topics and act on it when the rest of the world can catch up with the swiss then invade if you wish to be defeated

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:04 am

Someone should invade Scotland !

Id do it but Im afraid to go there.