talking dirty

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:19 pm

yes n yes

do you jim:wah::wah:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:19 pm

No i cant talk dirty i would just laugh too much:wah: and i dont like being talked to dirty either

dunno why i just dont:-3:o

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:21 pm

I can be very kinky if thats the same thing.

:wah:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:22 pm

I talk dirty in my mind:sneaky:

:wah:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:23 pm

el guapo;831144 wrote: yes n yes

do you jim:wah::wah:

Hey Jesse,,, did you get my pm i sent you a few days ago... or it may have been a week,,, are you ignoring me? or are you just too lazy to answer:-2;):wah:

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:27 pm

kazalala;831150 wrote: I talk dirty in my mind:sneaky:

:wah:

I love your ickle dancing elephant :-4

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:28 pm

littlemissgiggle;831159 wrote: I love your ickle dancing elephant :-4

aw ta giggly,,, cute innit:D

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:30 pm

kazalala;831163 wrote: aw ta giggly,,, cute innit:D

not as much as your indian is though :p

How are you hunni?

Sorry jimbo for taking over your very sexy thread :wah:

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:33 pm

To answer Jimbo, only after copious amounts of alcohol (which doesn't happen too often :p) other than that I couldn't do it seriously, I would laugh too much.

Girls, where are you getting those cute emoticons?

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:36 pm

littlemissgiggle;831164 wrote: not as much as your indian is though :p

How are you hunni?

Sorry jimbo for taking over your very sexy thread :wah:

Im good thanks Giggly,, hope you are too:D dont worry about JImbo he is always waylaying threads:sneaky:

jennyswan;831170 wrote: To answer Jimbo, only after copious amounts of alcohol (which doesn't happen too often :p) other than that I couldn't do it seriously, I would laugh too much.

Girls, where are you getting those cute emoticons?

i got my little Elephant from Photobucket

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:37 pm

I keep my dirty thoughts to myself.

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littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:46 pm

jimbo;831180 wrote: well i cant say to much as i dont want a modem insertion but when we go to bed we have to leave the tv on as suzy talks like whore and could write pornography for movies i have never met a more perverted woman .... uh oh just how big is a 56k modem :-3:-3:-3

ooops i'm dead

:sneaky:

wow Jim

i wouldn't like to be where you are right now :wah:

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:52 pm

jimbo;831180 wrote: well i cant say to much as i dont want a modem insertion but when we go to bed we have to leave the tv on as suzy talks like whore and could write pornography for movies i have never met a more perverted woman .... uh oh just how big is a 56k modem :-3:-3:-3

ooops i'm dead

:sneaky:

Nah, it won't be that quick - more like one of the old 1200 baud jobs.

Ouch!

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:56 pm

Well Mate..You've got to remember..What goes up, must come down. So you've got to take the Modems download speed, into consideration as well..

:-2

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:56 pm

jimbo;831186 wrote: well if i go offline it will probably due to a faulty modem problem :-3:-3:-3:D

your being very light hearted about it anyway hun :wah:

I saw her on facebook earlier i was going to send her a message on her wall :sneaky:

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:04 pm

jimbo;831209 wrote: thats the spirit get with the nature of the thread :-6:-6

what do you mean you want to massage her wall :sneaky::sneaky:

well you know i thought it was feeling a bit hard and rough so figured it needed smoothing down :p:wah:

joesoap · Post by **joesoap** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:53 pm

Yes all the time,

My favorite dirty saying at the moment is "Good riddance to mucky middens"!

Paul :yh_rotfl

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:34 pm

where is the hot hunk that I turn in to my plaything at a campground????

do I really reveal that I am a dirty girl in the bedroom??? do you really want to know this information???

I think not....

Post by **jones jones** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:30 pm

talkin dirty wastes time man ... i rather just behave dirty in the bedroom ... that much more fun!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:39 pm

jones jones;831493 wrote: talkin dirty wastes time man ... i rather just behave dirty in the bedroom ... that much more fun!!
I thought that talking dirty while you were behaving dirty was what we were talking about....can't have one without the other....

jimbo;831495 wrote: er let me think yes we do need to know :sneaky::sneaky:

:wah::wah:

does screaming and yelling count too?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:31 am

Children in the next room tend to make you keep quiet!!!

I frequently talk dirty though -'Look at the state of that kitchen floor' or ' Don't tread muck in I've just hoovered' - is that the sort of thing you meant Jimbo???? :sneaky::sneaky:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:34 am

no talking during sex other than the occasional "Oh, God" :wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:35 am

sunny104;831813 wrote: no talking during sex other than the occasional "Oh, God" :wah:

*cough*

I meant to say....I'm a virgin! :yh_whistl :yh_bigsmi

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:42 am

By the time I get them into bed I have had all the conversation I can stand,

Her: Penny for your thoughts..

Me: I 'll give you $100 to shut up and take your clothes off.

Her: What are you thinking right now?

Me: How the hell can I get you to be quiet and take your clothes off?

Her: Whats your favorite color?

Me: Skin tone, now off with the clothes

Her: Who is your favorite poet?

Me: Jimbo, now strip my lovely little nymph

Her: What is your favorite movie?

Me: Deepthroat, are you starting to get my drift yet darling

Her: How many children do you want to have?

Me: Lets start with one, I'll show you how to practice.

Her: Whats your favorite restaurant?

Me: I'll like the one where we eat I pay, then we go to my place where you shut up and take your clothes off.

Finally, in the bedroom getting busy.

Her: Give it to me big man

Me: i thought that was what I was doing

Her: Harder , faster

Me: For crying out loud I am going as hard and as fast I can

Her: Oooh right there

Me:Right where?

Her: No not there

Me: Where?

Her: Oooh slower, slower

Me: Give me a friggin break, faster, slower make up your mind, right there, over here, Hell put your clothes back on I've been done for 5 minutes and this is all the friggin talkin I can take...

:wah::wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:09 am

YZGI;831903 wrote: By the time I get them into bed I have had all the conversation I can stand,

Her: Penny for your thoughts..

Me: I 'll give you $100 to shut up and take your clothes off.

Her: What are you thinking right now?

Me: How the hell can I get you to be quiet and take your clothes off?

Her: Whats your favorite color?

Me: Skin tone, now off with the clothes

Her: Who is your favorite poet?

Me: Jimbo, now strip my lovely little nymph

Her: What is your favorite movie?

Me: Deepthroat, are you starting to get my drift yet darling

Her: How many children do you want to have?

Me: Lets start with one, I'll show you how to practice.

Her: Whats your favorite restaurant?

Me: I'll like the one where we eat I pay, then we go to my place where you shut up and take your clothes off.

Finally, in the bedroom getting busy.

Her: Give it to me big man

Me: i thought that was what I was doing

Her: Harder , faster

Me: For crying out loud I am going as hard and as fast I can

Her: Oooh right there

Me:Right where?

Her: No not there

Me: Where?

Her: Oooh slower, slower

Me: Give me a friggin break, faster, slower make up your mind, right there, over here, Hell put your clothes back on I've been done for 5 minutes and this is all the friggin talkin I can take...

:wah::wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

My ex promised me that he wouldn't share that with anyone!! bwahahahahhahaha....that is great wisey....absolutely priceless!!

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:45 pm

So you're all still talking dirty, eh?

Let this be a warning to ya.

:D

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Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:43 pm

Actions speak louder than words...so im told

D:sneaky:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:50 am

figures the only time a man will listen to me is in the bedroom when I'm telling him about MUD!!:rolleyes:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:50 am

jimbo;832319 wrote: holy f ukc:wah::wah:

:wah: :wah: