Friends Of Carol Part 1

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:02 am

WELL I AM DRESSED READY TO PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HI JJ MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:04 am

kayleneaussie;827406 wrote:

WELL I AM DRESSED READY TO PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HI JJ MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you have so changed kaylene!!!!

Jj :-4

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:05 am

kayleneaussie;827406 wrote:

WELL I AM DRESSED READY TO PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HI JJ MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOW, now who can compete with that! I might as well go home!:(

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:08 am

Hope6;827400 wrote: yes you can! if anybody can keep a thread going it would be you darlin!:-4
Oh hell Hope he couldnt keep this very upmarket Thread going:rolleyes:anyway me and Kay are here now...............soooooo the rumours are over;):pHope ye ok Sis;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:09 am

Hope6;827408 wrote: WOW, now who can compete with that! I might as well go home!:(
Hope.........Kays day dreaming again......it will pass:wah::wah:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:09 am

hey sis dont u dare leave :-4

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:11 am

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:13 am

kayleneaussie;827411 wrote: hey sis dont u dare leave :-4

I'm not leaving, but i'm jealous, you get to start partying so much earlier than the rest of us!:wah:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:13 am

Carolly;827410 wrote: Hope.........Kays day dreaming again......it will pass:wah::wah:

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:15 am

okay ... so i guess i'm not wanted here anymore ...

"Si chers au revoir ... Jusqu'Ã ce que nous nous réunissons Ã nouveau ..."

Jj:-4

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:15 am

Carolly;827409 wrote: Oh hell Hope he couldnt keep this very upmarket Thread going:rolleyes:anyway me and Kay are here now...............soooooo the rumours are over;):pHope ye ok Sis;)

I'm fine Sis,

actually i thick Jj's very interesting, i think he could keep this thread going just fine, but i was beginning to wonder where everyone else was at!:wah:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:16 am

jones jones;827402 wrote: "Il est très silencieux et froid ici aujourd'hui ... "

maybe that will get gill on here and she can translate ... or maybe not cos my grammar sucks!

Jj :-4

Translated it says....Its very quiet and cold here today

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:20 am

jones jones;827416 wrote: okay ... so i guess i'm not wanted here anymore ...

"Si chers au revoir ... Jusqu'Ã ce que nous nous réunissons Ã nouveau ..."

Jj:-4Oh JJ.........Im sure ye so needed................somewhere:rolleyes:I see you have out another interesting thread up........wow Im impressed:rolleyes::p

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:22 am

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:24 am

Hope6;827417 wrote: I'm fine Sis,

actually i thick Jj's very interesting, i think he could keep this thread going just fine, but i was beginning to wonder where everyone else was at!:wah:Hope.....ye sister in Oz turns this into a tarthouse at times:rolleyes:now shes got her scotch here having a party gawd knows whats gonna happen:-3....the lovely JJ is 10000000000000000000000s time worse............can you imagine:(:-3:rolleyes:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:27 am

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:33 am

Now before you all think that Kaz has been captured by Aliens or has run off with the milkman:rolleyes: you should know that she wont be about as shes going out and also this time of year spends a few days of the week at her vvvvvvvpv......like I will be staying at mine some time during the year.I was meant to work today but didn't so I will be around for awhile an then gotta go out later.Tomorrow I will be out working and visiting so dont fink I have run away with the dustman:wah:I dont know when Gill or Helen will be here......expect Helen is recovering......hope her flood got sorted.

Sooooooo Happy Birthday to us and theres no cake I can eat:-5:-5:mad::-1

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:34 am

TO ALL MY FOCER FRIENDS:-4

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:35 am

kayleneaussie;827431 wrote: You better not be drinking all that Girlfriend...........just hope all the men are locked up:rolleyes::sneaky:

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:37 am

kayleneaussie;827418 wrote: Translated it says....Its very quiet and cold here today

hmmmmmmmmmm!!!! i didn't know you spoke french ... but then all good lovers do!

Mwaaaaaaah!!!

Jj :-4

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:37 am

Carolly;827433 wrote: Now before you all think that Kaz has been captured by Aliens or has run off with the milkman:rolleyes: you should know that she wont be about as shes going out and also this time of year spends a few days of the week at her vvvvvvvpv......like I will be staying at mine some time during the year.I was meant to work today but didn't so I will be around for awhile an then gotta go out later.Tomorrow I will be out working and visiting so dont fink I have run away with the dustman:wah:I dont know when Gill or Helen will be here......expect Helen is recovering......hope her flood got sorted.

Sooooooo Happy Birthday to us and theres no cake I can eat

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:39 am

jones jones;827439 wrote: hmmmmmmmmmm!!!! i didn't know you spoke french ... but then all good lovers do!

Mwaaaaaaah!!!

Jj :-4

I am a woman of many talents jj;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:39 am

kayleneaussie;827440 wrote: Ahh fanks.............me mouth s watering like mad here:wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:40 am

jones jones;827439 wrote: hmmmmmmmmmm!!!! i didn't know you spoke french ... but then all good lovers do!

Mwaaaaaaah!!!

Jj :-4Oh well............thats me out:-3

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:43 am

I can stop up a bit longer tonight cause we have to turn our clocks back an hour so I gain an hour..... I think

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:48 am

kayleneaussie;827431 wrote:

well we are supposed to be having a party, Kay can you share some of that with me?:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:51 am

kayleneaussie;827446 wrote: I can stop up a bit longer tonight cause we have to turn our clocks back an hour so I gain an hour..... I think

We turned ours forward last weekend so lost an hour:-1...trust you to gain one:sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:52 am

Hope6;827447 wrote: well we are supposed to be having a party, Kay can you share some of that with me?:wah:Oh gawd Im gonna have two drunk Sisters here :sneaky:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:54 am

Hope6;827447 wrote: well we are supposed to be having a party, Kay can you share some of that with me?:wah:

Of course sis.....hand over ya MUG and I will fill it for ya

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:00 am

Carolly;827449 wrote: Oh gawd Im gonna have two drunk Sisters here :sneaky:

ME AND HOPE

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:01 am

kayleneaussie;827450 wrote: Of course sis.....hand over ya MUG and I will fill it for ya

okay, but it won't take much for me, i usually don't drink so it won't take much and y'all will be picking me up off the floor!:wah::wah:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:03 am

TIME FOR ME TO GO TO BED. HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY:-4

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:04 am

kayleneaussie;827452 wrote:

ME AND HOPE

oh wow, i'm a blond now, owww let me go find out if blonds really do have more fun!:wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:04 am

kayleneaussie;827452 wrote:

ME AND HOPE
Maybe

......................30 years ago:wah::wah::wah::p

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:09 am

Carolly;827457 wrote: Maybe

......................30 years ago:wah::wah::wah::p

hey! 30 years ago, i was a child!:(

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:21 am

kayleneaussie;827455 wrote:

TIME FOR ME TO GO TO BED. HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY:-4Nite Nite;)xxxx

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:01 am

wow ... everyones gone again ... not even a sign of miss hope ...

am i gonna have to keep this posh thread going AGAIN????

all by myself this time???

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:07 am

jones jones;827497 wrote: wow ... everyones gone again ... not even a sign of miss hope ...

am i gonna have to keep this posh thread going AGAIN????

all by myself this time???

i'm here Jj, i've been sharing some scotch with Kay to celebrate our 1st anniversary!:wah:

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:08 am

The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship and the British authorities, near the coast of England . The transcript was released by the MoD on 10th October 1995.

BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.

US NAVY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US NAVY: This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

BRITISH: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

US NAVY: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

BRITISH: We are a lighthouse. F**k off.

Jj

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:11 am

jones jones;827501 wrote: The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship and the British authorities, near the coast of England . The transcript was released by the MoD on 10th October 1995.

BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.

US NAVY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US NAVY: This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

BRITISH: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

US NAVY: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

BRITISH: We are a lighthouse. F**k off.

Jj

:wah::wah::wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:14 am

jones jones;827501 wrote: The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship and the British authorities, near the coast of England . The transcript was released by the MoD on 10th October 1995.

BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.

US NAVY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US NAVY: This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

BRITISH: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

US NAVY: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

BRITISH: We are a lighthouse. F**k off.

Jj

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl oh Jj that's just to funny!:wah::wah:

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:15 am

Hope6;827499 wrote: i'm here Jj, i've been sharing some scotch with Kay to celebrate our 1st anniversary!:wah:

hmmmmmmmmm!!! hope your tipsy then? are you?

Jj :-4

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:17 am

jones jones;827508 wrote: hmmmmmmmmm!!! hope your tipsy then? are you?

Jj :-4

I don't know what you mean, hiccup, oops excuse me!:sneaky:

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:18 am

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So,

how is everything going?" inquired God. "It's all so beautiful" she

replied. "Everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's

these breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out

and I'm constantly knocking them with my arms."

She went on to tell Him that since many other parts of her body came in

pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc....... she felt that having

only two breasts might leave her body more "symetrically balanced," as

she put it.

"That is a fair point, but it was my first shot at this, you know. I

gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of

those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And He reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the

bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of

Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You

see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has

her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone." God

thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could

I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately

create a man from a part of you. Now let's see............where did I

put that useless tit?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:20 am

The grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with there names.

First up was Dan. A very adventures' child.

My name is Dan,

When I grow up to be a man,

I want to go to India and Japan,

If I can, If I can, If I can.

Very good she said to Dan. She then told Sally that it now was her turn.

My name is Sally,

When I grow up to be a lady,

I want to have a baby

If I can, if I can, if I can.

That is good Sally, she said. But maybe one day you will change your mind.

Next up was Sam he was the naughty one in the class.

My name is Sam,

When I grow up to be a man,

Never mind India and Japan,

I gonna help Sally with her plan,

I know I can.

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:23 am

Hope6;827509 wrote: I don't know what you mean, hiccup, oops excuse me!:sneaky:

hmmmmmmm! ... looks like i'm gonna have to see you home tonite ...

your gonna be far too hiccupy to make it on your own ..

Jj :-4

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:26 am

jones jones;827517 wrote: hmmmmmmm! ... looks like i'm gonna have to see you home tonite ...

your gonna be far too hiccupy to make it on your own ..

Jj :-4

yes i think you will, because i don't drink much so it only takes a little bit and you'll have to pick me up off the floor!:sneaky:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:27 am

Hello each !! Just a quick pop in to say hi to everybody, and hope you're OK. I've got to nip out in a few minutes to get some food shopping, and pick up my son's birthday pressie. If it aint in today I shall go ballistic !!

If you click on 'Calendar' above - there is an announcement for Friends of Carol birthday on 6th April !! Thank you all for being so loyal all these months

:-4

HAPPY 1ST. BIRTHDAY FOC FOR TOMORROW 6TH APRIL !!! XXX

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:29 am

Hope6;827519 wrote: yes i think you will, because i don't drink much so it only takes a little bit and you'll have to pick me up off the floor!:sneaky:

okay ... don't worry .. i shall take care of you miss hope!

jj:-4

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:32 am

jones jones;827522 wrote: okay ... don't worry .. i shall take care of you miss hope!

jj:-4

thank you Jj!:-4

so are you coming to the big party tomorrow?

i know all the girls are gonna want to dance with you so i'm putting my request in early, will you save the first dance for me?:guitarist:-4