A married couple is driving down the road for several miles not speaking to one another. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither wanted to concede their position.
They soon drove past a barnyard full of Mules, Jackasses, and pigs.
The husband looked at his wife and asked sarcastically, "Those relatives of yours?"
She smiled and responded, "Yes.... My In-Laws."
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Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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LOL -
If I would of had my cell phone (to snap a photo) I was going to show them the real meaning of Iowa yesterday- I was at WalMart - and here drives up this lil old man - ON A LAWN MOWER....LOL Only in Iowa.....
If I would of had my cell phone (to snap a photo) I was going to show them the real meaning of Iowa yesterday- I was at WalMart - and here drives up this lil old man - ON A LAWN MOWER....LOL Only in Iowa.....
~~The Family~~
Happiness is knowing where you come from...
Who you are...
And why you are here.....
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mominiowa wrote: LOL -
If I would of had my cell phone (to snap a photo) I was going to show them the real meaning of Iowa yesterday- I was at WalMart - and here drives up this lil old man - ON A LAWN MOWER....LOL Only in Iowa.....
LMAO!! :wah:
There was a guy in my hometown growing up, he lost his liscense and his wife wouldn't take him to Fuzzy's, the bar.
So he went out to the machine shed, climbed up into the JohnDeere and headed to town.
He parked in his normal spot on mainstreet and blocked half of Hwy44. :wah:
If I would of had my cell phone (to snap a photo) I was going to show them the real meaning of Iowa yesterday- I was at WalMart - and here drives up this lil old man - ON A LAWN MOWER....LOL Only in Iowa.....
LMAO!! :wah:
There was a guy in my hometown growing up, he lost his liscense and his wife wouldn't take him to Fuzzy's, the bar.
So he went out to the machine shed, climbed up into the JohnDeere and headed to town.
He parked in his normal spot on mainstreet and blocked half of Hwy44. :wah:
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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mominiowa wrote: LOL -
If I would of had my cell phone (to snap a photo) I was going to show them the real meaning of Iowa yesterday- I was at WalMart - and here drives up this lil old man - ON A LAWN MOWER....LOL Only in Iowa.....:)Yes only in Iowa............
Alvin Straight, a 73-year-old from Iowa who was too sick to drive his car, nonetheless navigated his John Deere mower more than 300 miles to visit his sick brother in Wisconsin. Disney made a movie about it, "The Straight Story."
And then there's the story about country music singer George Jones, who took off on his riding mower to meet his drinking buddies when his wife - the equally talented Tammy Wynette - confiscated his car keys. Jones sings about the famous incident in "Honky Tonk Song" - so does Vince Gill in "One More Last Chance."
If I would of had my cell phone (to snap a photo) I was going to show them the real meaning of Iowa yesterday- I was at WalMart - and here drives up this lil old man - ON A LAWN MOWER....LOL Only in Iowa.....:)Yes only in Iowa............
Alvin Straight, a 73-year-old from Iowa who was too sick to drive his car, nonetheless navigated his John Deere mower more than 300 miles to visit his sick brother in Wisconsin. Disney made a movie about it, "The Straight Story."
And then there's the story about country music singer George Jones, who took off on his riding mower to meet his drinking buddies when his wife - the equally talented Tammy Wynette - confiscated his car keys. Jones sings about the famous incident in "Honky Tonk Song" - so does Vince Gill in "One More Last Chance."
"If America Was A Tree, The Left Would Root For The Termites...Greg Gutfeld."
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club...
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"...
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club.?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat...It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it...?"
MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much"...
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models ... I saw one I really liked"...
MAN: "How much...?"
WOMAN: "£60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"
WOMAN: "Great..! Oh, and one more thing... the house we wanted last year is back on the market... They're asking £950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later... I love you...!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"
The man hangs up... The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment... Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is...?"
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club...
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"...
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club.?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat...It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it...?"
MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much"...
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models ... I saw one I really liked"...
MAN: "How much...?"
WOMAN: "£60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"
WOMAN: "Great..! Oh, and one more thing... the house we wanted last year is back on the market... They're asking £950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later... I love you...!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"
The man hangs up... The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment... Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is...?"
found on http://com4.runboard.com/bvickih.fdailylaughs.t355
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