wine her. dine her. tell her you love her. buy her flowers. don't be afraid to hold her hand. listen to her. pay attention to what she says. get to kow her family. learn to enjoy spending time with her family. take her shopping. romance the be-jesus out of her. take her on moonlit walks. be her prince in shining armor. sweep her off her feet. take her breath away. lots of flowers. share your hopes and dreams with her. Cry around her. Kill the bugs.
How to Catch a MAN
1. show up 2 or 3 times a week scantily clad or straight up naked
2. bring hot wings and beer
3. don't block the TV
do you ladies see how amazingly simple we are? so now when you are wondering what it is we are thinking don't over-analize it. Food, Drink, Sex. but not necessarily in that order.
how to catch a woman
how to catch a woman
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
how to catch a woman
Wolverine wrote: Kill the bugs.
As long as he does this one...the rest is a bonus!
It is true, though, Wolverine! I'm beginning to learn this, finally, and much to the fiance's relief!
As long as he does this one...the rest is a bonus!
It is true, though, Wolverine! I'm beginning to learn this, finally, and much to the fiance's relief!
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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Wolverine wrote: wine her. dine her. tell her you love her. buy her flowers. don't be afraid to hold her hand. listen to her. pay attention to what she says. get to kow her family. learn to enjoy spending time with her family. take her shopping. romance the be-jesus out of her. take her on moonlit walks. be her prince in shining armor. sweep her off her feet. take her breath away. lots of flowers. share your hopes and dreams with her. Cry around her. Kill the bugs.
How to Catch a MAN
1. show up 2 or 3 times a week scantily clad or straight up naked
2. bring hot wings and beer
3. don't block the TV
do you ladies see how amazingly simple we are? so now when you are wondering what it is we are thinking don't over-analize it. Food, Drink, Sex. but not necessarily in that order.
As a woman - I didn't identify with much of the first part of the post - just tell me you love me. I thought the last three items were about how to catch a woman!
How to Catch a MAN
1. show up 2 or 3 times a week scantily clad or straight up naked
2. bring hot wings and beer
3. don't block the TV
do you ladies see how amazingly simple we are? so now when you are wondering what it is we are thinking don't over-analize it. Food, Drink, Sex. but not necessarily in that order.
As a woman - I didn't identify with much of the first part of the post - just tell me you love me. I thought the last three items were about how to catch a woman!
The growth of knowledge depends entirely on disagreement..........Karl R. Popper
how to catch a woman
You all laugh, you scoff, but it be true! Tho I can and do kill my own bugs from necessity. It certainly would not hurt to be the happy recipient of everything on that list. Which would make me want to walk around scantily clad, toting the food and beverage..etc.....
how to catch a woman
Forget any of the "catching" business, just find out if he snores. If he does, drop him like a hot brick. Otherwise your nights will be spent digging him in the ribs and pleading with him to shut up. To which he will respond, of course, by shouting "I wasn't even asleep and so I couldn't have been snoring. (Hell hath no fury like a bloke disturbed from his slumber).
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
how to catch a woman
OMG! The snoring factor!!! I am so lucky I don't go through that in all my married years. I have come to the conclusion from listening to my friends, many of them, that separate bedrooms are a must. A drag, but a must! A snorer makes the spouse's nightlife absolutely miserable and they spend all their years dealing with it! Hot brick indeed!
how to catch a woman
too much beer that will cause snoring sooo it is a catch 22 situation isn't it hehehehe
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
how to catch a woman
TW2005 wrote: Finally, someone has revealed the secret to keeping us happy. As for what the men need to do for the women, Ladies, pick three from the initial post and thats what you get. If thats not enough, get a masurbatory toy and have fun..... :wah:
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl OMG!! I just wet myself. There you go ladies.
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl OMG!! I just wet myself. There you go ladies.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
how to catch a woman
Wolverine: Depends brand, sir??
how to catch a woman
nvalleyvee wrote: I thought the last three items were about how to catch a woman!
Nvalley... I don't think GOD produces your model any longer. I think it was pulled off the market damn near 15 years ago.
Nvalley... I don't think GOD produces your model any longer. I think it was pulled off the market damn near 15 years ago.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
how to catch a woman
nope, any beer will suffice. its the thought that counts. Right??
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.