hello its grumps time again.
how about this for a bizzare story i got it from the sun online it also has a picture of the tortoise with a fag in its mouth but i do not know how to upload it .
A TORTOISE whose owner claims it is addicted to smoking can apparently finish a cigarette in four minutes.
Owner Li Yun from the town of Kouqian in Yongji county, said his pet was addicted to cigarettes after it started smoking smouldering butts he left lying around his garden.
He said the animal is now addicted and he has timed it smoking a cigarette in four minutes, and gets upset if he can’t smoke half a pack a day.
He said: “Whenever I smoke the tortoise lifts its head out of the water and stares at the cigarette. If I don’t let it smoke, it swims around crazily in its little pond, scratching the sides.
“The tortoise won’t stop until I give it a cigarette and it bites the butt, and you can see the tip glowing. Within four minutes the cigarette is gone.
Tang Jingwen, deputy secretary-general of the Jilin City Animal Protection Association, said they wanted to contact Yun over his claims.
He said: “If the tortoise smokes voluntarily there is little we can do, but we want him to stop making it public.
AAG
lifes a drag for tortoise
lifes a drag for tortoise
Do you think this is for real ? 
lifes a drag for tortoise
Pheasy;822244 wrote: Do you think this is for real ?
Bloodyhell, it's April 1st tomorrow, I just realised. :wah:
Bloodyhell, it's April 1st tomorrow, I just realised. :wah:
lifes a drag for tortoise
abbey;822268 wrote: Bloodyhell, it's April 1st tomorrow, I just realised. :wah:
:wah: :-5 and this it The Sun :wah:
:wah: :-5 and this it The Sun :wah:
lifes a drag for tortoise
abbey;822268 wrote: Bloodyhell, it's April 1st tomorrow, I just realised. :wah:
and the other quote is this is the sun and AA GRUMPY GOTCHA!!!!!!:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah::
and the other quote is this is the sun and AA GRUMPY GOTCHA!!!!!!:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah::