Let's write a story!

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:47 am

But she was afraid if he had plastic surgery he would end up looking like Priscilla Presley and that would scare even her away.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:49 am

Or he could end up looking like George Clooney and she would be jealous.

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:50 am

But not too jealous because she is a great singer just like his Aunt Rosemary Clooney.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:52 am

So, she took a second job as a tree surgeon to pay for the surgery when he turns 15 yrs.

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:53 am

But she wasn't very successful because there aren't many trees that need surgery so she had to chose another career.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:55 am

And wouldn't you know it, there is a job opening for her to drive a bus all day.

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:57 am

Her first stop each day is at the Pub, where she would pick up the crew and deliver them to their destinations. But there is something that would make her ponder.....

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:59 am

"Should I just announce to everyone on the bus that I will be charging for extra routes not normally covered"..........

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:00 am

Or should I just dump them all on the corner. They woudn't ever know because they are all............

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:04 am

Dipsticks................. naa ............. they can walk the rest of the way ! ......... then she had a better idea ...................

;):rolleyes:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:12 am

She would sell home made chicken soup:D

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:13 am

and she pondered "I'm gonna ask Gill if I can take her boat out for people to go sight seeing in the river".

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:19 am

qsducks;818989 wrote: and she pondered "I'm gonna ask Gill if I can take her boat out for people to go sight seeing in the river".no she aint .........shes gonna make her famous chicken soup:-5:sneaky:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:20 am

Ok, she thought of ways to promote her famous chicken soup.....

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:20 am

Naaa ................................... then Carol thought she would ask Dick Quinton at the garage to check her car, as it was running lop-sided...........

she realised that it couldn't have been just the garbage can she'd hit................ so off she drove to find big Dick .............................

:rolleyes:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:23 am

G#Gill;819001 wrote: Naaa ................................... then Carol thought she would ask Dick Quinton at the garage to check her car, as it was running lop-sided...........

she realised that it couldn't have been just the garbage can she'd hit................ so off she drove to find big Dick .............................

:rolleyes:excuse me:rolleyes:we are talkin about chicken soupl not Dick ....ok:sneaky:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:25 am

PHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH:sneaky:;):wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:26 am

She thought........I will go and see them at at Morrisons...........they would market it for her..........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:37 am

and also that would give her an idea to advertize her soup on the side of a bus

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:53 am

But then decided a bus was to down market and decided she couldnt be bothered making gallons of bleedin chicken soup:-5

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:54 am

So, she decided to make a huge banner to advertize her soup intead

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:05 am

When she had finished the huge banner, she rolled it out to it's full length to read it................ TRY CAROIL'S CHICKEN SOUP IT'S SOOOOOO TOP GEAR !!!.................

OMG she thought, reading it all again and again............. I've put an 'I' in Carol and why 'TOP GEAR' ffs ?.............Gawd I must be thinkin toooooo much about big Dick at the garage........................ :-5 :rolleyes:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:08 am

But it's too late to fix the blooper and she has to apply the picture of the chicken's on the banner. "ah, now that looks much better" and then Gill has to run to Dick's anyway as he has a ladder........

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:13 am

....... but then she thought ................ where are we going to stick a 40 foot by 6 foot length of banner ??????

:-5:rolleyes:.......................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:15 am

Hang it from one side of the street to the other.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:19 am

(couldn't resist this :wah:)

She's still thinking of the fella down at the garage !!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:21 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl obviously

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:29 am

CAROIL'S CHICKEN SOUP, IT'S SOOOOO TOP GEAR !!!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:31 am

I don;'t care if it's made with the full **** flavour, looks good anyway.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:32 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:55 am

Suddenly everybody wanted Carols chicken soup.............then one day Elizabeth rung and said she would like some for Phil as he was getting on abit and couldn't chew anyfing..................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:56 am

So Carolly threw it in a blender and delivered it with a straw.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:02 am

But the Palace wouldn't let her in as they said she was a friend of all the focers and they were all round the bleedin twist....

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:05 am

So instead she posted it in the mail to be delivered that night and paid dearly for the postage which she just added on to the bill.......

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:08 am

Er........

Miss Ducky.....ihow can you put soup in the post??

:-2