Let's write a story!

BHughesNC · Post by **BHughesNC** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:04 am

Let's build a story from the beginning. I will start it and you add on and we will see where it goes.

I opened my eyes this morning and the fog of sleep cleared from my mind.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:05 am

And I can still remember that dream I had last night.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:07 am

And then tripped over the dirty laundry.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:08 am

Then I realised I did it because I was still drunk from the night before.............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:09 am

and still feeling that woozy feel

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:11 am

Did he really tell me last night that he no longer loved me????

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:13 am

Perhaps I should write him a "Dear John" letter.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:15 am

Soooooo his been having affair with my best friend.............how could he???

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:16 am

But isn't your best friend a man?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:17 am

qsducks;816541 wrote: But isn't your best friend a man?keep to the story dear:-5:-5:wah::p

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:18 am

Seems its been going on for ages.........how could he have done it to me..........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:18 am

:wah:So she thought to herself, what went wrong?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:20 am

Guess it started that Xmas............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:21 am

I knew that Mistletoe wasn't meant for us.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:23 am

Was those damn cakes she made...........his a sucker for abit of tart......

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:25 am

She certainly knew what to do with that wonder bra of hers:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:28 am

qsducks;816568 wrote: She certainly knew what to do with that wonder bra of hers:wah:Im gonna clobber you in a minute:-5now Gone With The Wind didnt have wonder bras in it .........now behave:sneaky::rolleyes:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:29 am

Ye I guess it was that bit of jam tart he had that she made.........he was smitten.....

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:29 am

So, she thought he likes a bit of tart, well I can do better and then she jumped into the shower.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:32 am

cause she had all jam tart over her as she had thrown it at him and missed and it had bounced back at her................................eat yer heart out Barbara Cartland:wah::wah:......oops forgot.......this is serious.........sorry:-3

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:34 am

so she got out his best shampoo and used the entire bottle on herself.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:37 am

Then thought..........wonder what I should buy for tomorrows dinner?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:49 am

then decided she wouldnt as the Duck was always drinking and trying to lead her astray........

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:47 am

"I'm a tart with a heart," she thought, "And ole Duck needs a ...friendly chat."

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:50 am

Sooooooo she phoned the old Duck and told her not to have her normal 3 bottles of Gin that day and she would go out with her..........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:51 am

but only if Carolly is driving that new sports car of hers.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:52 am

Idgie;816659 wrote: But Carolly was a wise woman and knew how to straighten the Duck out.By the way..........can I frame that please:D......oops sorry........back to the novel of the century:guitarist

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:16 am

She climbed out of the shower feeling refreshed and decided to go for a walk.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:18 am

Doing roughly 35 mph in a school zone.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:23 am

Then of all things.....the Ducks bleedin wig blew away...................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:25 am

But that was alright, she stole Carolly's to wear.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:31 am

He was sooooo handsome that the Duck passed out hoping he would give her the kiss of life.....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:35 am

So Duck pulled off the side of the road to get out of the way.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:36 am

And put out her arms for the cop to perform CPR on her.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:49 am

looked at it................and.................turned around and was sick...........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:50 am

But do not despair, the cop didn't feel like giving her a ticket that day.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:52 am

then he asked all of them back to his place..........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:53 am

The cop was taken aback and thought, why not?"

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:55 am

qsducks;817007 wrote: The cop was taken aback and thought, why not?"
What???????.....what yoiu reading woman...........now keep up:-5:rolleyes:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:57 am

Ok, ok, ok! They all joined the cop for a drink at his place. He was also going to order some Chinese food.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:00 am

He asked his mates round who were famous actors..................................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:02 am

That Carolly had meet in her past to help....................