All I Need is a Miracle

polycarp · Post by **polycarp** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:34 am

http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=4709

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So, what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

The woman thought for a minute. She said, "Well, I've been trying to find the right husband. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, has a great sense of humor and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish for. A good mate."

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that map again."

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:43 am

Poly, you are too funny! xoxoxox

polycarp · Post by **polycarp** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:05 am

Thanks LC, your words are always as precious as gold.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:15 am

i just emailed you, i am very happy for your good news! :-4 ...your lady is a fortunate lady!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:42 am

Nice one Poly x mmm...wonder what news that could be?

Hawke · Post by **Hawke** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:45 pm

I said "go if you wanna go,

Stay if you wanna stay"

I didn't care if you hung around me

I didn't care if you went away

And I know you were never right

I'll admit I was never wrong

I could never make up my mind

I made it up as I went along

And though I treated you like a child

I'm gonna miss you for the rest of my life

All I need is a miracle, all I need is you

All I need is a miracle, all I need is you

All I need is a miracle, all I need is you

I never had any time

And I never had any call

But I went out of my way just to hurt you,

The one I shouldn't hurt at all

I thought I was being cool

Yeah, I thought I was being strong

But it's always the same old story

You never know what you've got 'til it's gone

If I ever catch up with you

I'm gonna love you for the rest of your life

All I need is a miracle, all I need is you (all I need is a miracle)

All I need is a miracle, all I need is you (all I need is a miracle)

All I need is a miracle, all I need is you

And if I ever catch up with you

I'm gonna love you for the rest of your life

All I need is a miracle, all I need is you (all I need is a miracle)

All I need is a miracle, all I need is you (all I need is a miracle)

All I need is a miracle, all I need is you (all I need is a miracle)

All I need is a, all I need is a,

All I need is you (all I need is a miracle)

"All I Need is a Miracle" - Mike & The Mechanics

//couldn't help it