Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is endlessly shopping

[Trunk Monkey]

Put boxes of condoms in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

Say to an employee in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares...and see what happens.

Ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set up a tent in the camping department.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people leave me alone?'

Look into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask where the anti-depressants are.

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

When they make an announcement, scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and then yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[Carolly]

Trunk Monkey;813860 wrote: Put boxes of condoms in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

Say to an employee in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares...and see what happens.

Ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set up a tent in the camping department.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people leave me alone?'

Look into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask where the anti-depressants are.

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

When they make an announcement, scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and then yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"I knew you were weird monkey:rolleyes::p;)

[CARLA]

:wah::wah: The Wal-Mart in my neighborhood wouldn't think any of this is strange behavior in the least. Most would just ignore you or help you put up the tent. :-2

[Trunk Monkey]

True story: I went with my mother who is 75 years old and she was taking forever shopping for sheets and towels. I went and hid a box of condoms under her items. When she got to the checkout and started to empty her cart, she found the box. She said to the poor cashier "My goodness what are these?" The cashier answered: "If you don't know at your age, they are water balloons and very hard to blow up". Needless to say, I am not allowed to go shopping with Mom any more :wah: