Songs that make you Cringe!

Post by **spot** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:37 am

telaquapacky wrote: My sister got married on the beach in San Simeon. I played and sang a really jazzy version of Muskrat Love on guitar for the ceremony (Even you might have liked this one). It was the only music in the wedding. We Californians are pretty eccentric.You can legally get married outdoors in California? That's not just eccentric, that's plain madness. You'd be in dead trouble with the law if you tried that in England, I can tell you.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:19 am

spot wrote: You can legally get married outdoors in California? That's not just eccentric, that's plain madness. You'd be in dead trouble with the law if you tried that in England, I can tell you.

And in Canada too. I mean you can get legally married out doors here too

telaquapacky · Post by **telaquapacky** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 10:27 am

spot wrote: You can legally get married outdoors in California? That's not just eccentric, that's plain madness. You'd be in dead trouble with the law if you tried that in England, I can tell you.Oh yes- Even if you're Gay! We weren't actually on the beach, but on a grassy meadow right by the surf- a park called Leffingwell's Landing, not far from Hearst Castle. The sky was thinly overcast, just enough to mellow out the sun, and the temperature was mild. There was almost no wind. It was really remarkable weather for that particular spot- it's usually pretty cold and windy.

(My sister married a terrific guy- they're both PhD's. their website is Kairios.com)

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:50 pm

Peg wrote: Short People by Randy Newman makes me cringe

I agree,Peg. I loathe the song.

I don't know who sang it in the seventies, but I don't like "Band of Gold" either. Yuck!

Even though she had a great voice---Leslie Gore's songs are yucky too.

Porpoise · Post by **Porpoise** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 2:00 pm

Anything by Maroon Five. They are so overrated.

turbonium · Post by **turbonium** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:32 pm

How come nobody's mentioned that classic, Achy Breaky Heart?! :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:57 pm

i don't know if it's been mentioned, but a top runner-up for worst vomit-inducing song of all time would have to be "you're having my baby" by paul anka. *hurl* :yh_sick

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:10 pm

turbonium wrote: How come nobody's mentioned that classic, Achy Breaky Heart?! :wah:Them's fightin' words, podner!!

:yh_rotfl

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:23 pm

turbonium wrote: How come nobody's mentioned that classic, Achy Breaky Heart?! :wah:Yes, why HASN'T anyone mentioned that "song"? Let me explain how much I hate this song. I hate this song with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. I loathe, despise and detest this song SO much, that when the band in my bar started playing it the other night, I walked out to the floor, went to my waitress and said, "Come get me when this song is over." I stood in the parking lot, admiring the bikes till she came and got me. When I went back in and the band took a break, I told the lead singer, "If you ever play that song again while I am working the bar, or even IN the bar, I'm gonna bust a beer bottle upside your head. And then I'm gonna get mean."

Sorry, Val!!!

LC, that Paul Anka song runs a close second to the "other" song mentioned here!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:28 pm

Yo, BR, don't hold back!! Tell us how you REALLY feel!!

Still love ya!

:yh_rotfl

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:34 pm

valerie wrote: Yo, BR, don't hold back!! Tell us how you REALLY feel!!

Still love ya!

:yh_rotflVal, I would have, except I can't get certain cuss words to show up in my posts!! :yh_rotfl

I'm glad I didn't tick ya off! :yh_hugs

Tan · Post by **Tan** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:38 pm

This beat is...this beat is...this beat is technotronic. This beat is technotronic, theres the dance floor, get on it.

Or...

My, My, My...music hits me so hard, Makes me say oh my lord, Thank you for blessing me...(MC Hammer)

Or...

Pump-up the jam pump it up, pump it, pump it pump it! Get your booty on the floor tonight, make my day...make my day...make my day, make my, make my make my day-yo pump it....

er....

Post by **spot** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:02 am

Good one, Tan. You managed to remind me of Max Romeo's "Wet Dream" and believe me, that wasn't very nice of you.

"Look how you're big and fat, like a big Big Shot. You've a crumpet too big for joke, it look funny to me. Lie down, girl, let me push it up, push it up, lie down."

Great reggae beat. Unutterable lyrics. I even had to play my old copy to remind myself what they were, too.

Max Romeo had a thing about big mommas. "Hey Fatty Bum Bum" was one of his, too. (correction: apparently not - Carl Malcolm, but they sound very alike to me)

Throw all the punch you want to, I can take them all.

Post by **spot** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:58 am

If they don't have to be hit parade material, there's one singalong round-the-campfire song I can't cope with... http://www.bwstm-guiding.org.uk/Songs/song09.htm - it needs all the movements to make it particularly vile, of course.

telaquapacky · Post by **telaquapacky** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:48 pm

lady cop wrote: i don't know if it's been mentioned, but a top runner-up for worst vomit-inducing song of all time would have to be "you're having my baby" by paul anka. *hurl* :yh_sick Yep. That's a winner.

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:23 am

Show Me The Way To Amarillo - Tony Christie

I loathed it the first time around. Nothing has changed.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:25 am

A Hard Day's Night by the Beatles.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:48 am

Stuck in the Middle With You

I hear that and I immediately think of "Resevoir Dogs" where Michael Madsen carving up the cop.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:52 am

7 Drunken Nights by The Dubliners:mad:

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:06 am

Mad Dogs & Englishmen by Noel Coward

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:13 am

I shot the Sheriff

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:16 am

My Way always makes me cringe

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:20 am

Yesterday by Matt Monroe

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:28 am

You're the first, the last, my everything - Barry White

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:40 am

Great Big Balls of Fire by Gerry Lee Lewis

pina · Post by **pina** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:55 am

I hate anything Englebert sings.

Nuthrday · Post by **Nuthrday** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:19 pm

Literally, just about anything by, ok, I know I'm going to get it from diehard c/w fans for this...Conway Twitty. I love love love the new country, and a lotta the old, but his stuff just makes me about puke.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:23 pm

Agadoo - Black Lace....Truly cringemaking.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:44 pm

minks wrote: ALL songs by eminem Bleck somebody please please shoot him. They all sound the same and they are all just trashy talk set to some kind of vaguely familiar tune from his previous song.

I agree - someone please shoot him.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:06 pm

Nuthrday wrote: Literally, just about anything by, ok, I know I'm going to get it from diehard c/w fans for this...Conway Twitty. I love love love the new country, and a lotta the old, but his stuff just makes me about puke.
on that note... going on family vacations 8 hours in one direction. taking the "scenic" route. Dad had control of the radio. we listened to his "Patsy Cline:Greatest Hits" all the way there and all the way back. 13 years of family vacations. Never left the state of Iowa.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:09 pm

I am gonna tell all you guys something that even my nearest and dearest friends don't know. Because with my friends "anything you say, can and WILL be used against you in later humiliation"

The DisneyLand ride, "It's a Small World After All."

17 consectutive turns with my 6 year old cousin. That is 102 minutes. I was trapped in the 7th Circle of Hell.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:13 pm

I think my daughter and I were in the seat behind you. I can still hear that stupid song in my head.

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:18 pm

anything and everything by Daniel O' Donnell

Nuthrday · Post by **Nuthrday** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:30 pm

Wolverine, I do like Patsy most of the time. But 13 years? Gawd!

My daughter was six when we went to Disneyland. We went on that doll ride; she didn't want to go but we made her of course. She told me later she hated it beyond words, it all freaked her out and she still harbors ill feelings! Ha...

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:27 pm

theia wrote: You're the first, the last, my everything - Barry White

'Love the Unlimited Orchestra. Not too much of a fan of his vocals, though.

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:40 pm

Wolverine wrote: I am gonna tell all you guys something that even my nearest and dearest friends don't know. Because with my friends "anything you say, can and WILL be used against you in later humiliation"

The DisneyLand ride, "It's a Small World After All."

17 consectutive turns with my 6 year old cousin. That is 102 minutes. I was trapped in the 7th Circle of Hell.

OMG!!!

Y'know I think you hit the nail on the head that is the ultimate all time most annoying song on the planet.

Post by **spot** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:25 pm

Lynn Anderson: "I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden. Along with the sunshine there's gotta be a little rain some time."

If that's Country, then it put me off Country for years. That is one disgusting lyric.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:47 pm

minks wrote: OMG!!!

Y'know I think you hit the nail on the head that is the ultimate all time most annoying song on the planet.
you DAMN skippy!!!! :-1 :-1

i have the same reaction that uncle scar does in "Lion King"

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:12 pm

flopstock wrote: Almost guaranteed not to come up at the house warming.... :rolleyes:
damn that Bothwell and his tasty yet inexpensive ale. the ultimate tongue loosener. just pretend you didn't read any of that. ok?

turbonium · Post by **turbonium** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:44 pm

Wolverine wrote: on that note... going on family vacations 8 hours in one direction. taking the "scenic" route. Dad had control of the radio. we listened to his "Patsy Cline:Greatest Hits" all the way there and all the way back. 13 years of family vacations. Never left the state of Iowa.
Dude, I think we have the same "Patsy- obsessed" type of dad!! :wah:

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:51 pm

the shoop, shoop song - cher

(I think you all got away quite lightly. You didn't have a mother who liked shirley bassey and harry secombe)

LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:25 pm

Pat Benitar's Hell is for Children. Song totally puts chills down my spine.

Could think of several that I dislike and then would be cursed with one of them in my head. This way I have a good song stuck in my head.

Lotto

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MagicZ4941A

Nuthrday · Post by **Nuthrday** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:28 pm

Well, that's an ugly reminder! Ha...absolutely dislike all her music...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:18 pm

Achey Breaky Heart makes me want to pull my head off.

scarlet · Post by **scarlet** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:32 pm

Hi There,

Celine Dion and my heart will go on !! Just cant stand anything that mushy.

scarlet :wah: