If there's a wrong way say it,
and a right way to play it.
Nobody does it like me!
If there's a wrong way to do it,
A right way to screw it up! Ha!
Nobdody does it like me!
I've got a big loud mouth,
I'm always talking much to
free.
If you go for tact and manners,
better stay away from me!If there's a wrong way to keep it cool,
a right way to be a fool,
Nobody does it like me!
I hear a love song or ballad,
I toss like a salad.
Nobody tosses like me!
And when my evenings get tougher,
I just take two buffein'
And drink a hot cup of tea!
Last night I met an old aquaintence
at a fancy corner pub,
He said 'come on let's have some supper,'
then he used my credit-club!
If there's a wrong way take a guy
the worst way to make a guy!
Nobody does it like me!
If there's a wrong bell I ring it.
A wrong note I sing it!
Nobody does it like me!
If there's a problem I duck it.
I don't solve it I just muck it up!
Nobody does it like me!
And soI try to be a lady,
I'm no lady I'm a fraud!
And when I talk like I'm a lady,
What I sound like is a broad!
If there's a wrong way to get a guy,
the right way to lose a guy!
Nobody does it like me!
Nobody does it NO!
Nobody does it,
Nobody does it like me.
Nobody does it like me!
