The one line story thread ..

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:56 am

the rim but she saw a sign that read so she.....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:06 am

had to start looking a faster way............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:10 am

before someone flushed and she would end up....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:27 am

in lake Erie where the big fish would.........

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:37 am

just keep swimming, keep swimming until the got to........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:38 am

Lake Placid, NY and go ice fishing..................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:51 am

for the big one that got away from............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:56 am

Wallaroo because he was so scared he just....

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:56 am

Wallaroo and his merry band of idiots..................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:58 am

would have been looking in all the...........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:07 am

nearest outlets for a nice mankini................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:51 pm

But we all went and got one at Targets using....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:00 pm

the money left over from the pub but duck did ................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:24 pm

was not interested in the mankini and wanted a duckini instead..........

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:44 am

but TM did not want to go that...............

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:46 am

website and order one on-line because her account...........

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:49 am

was getting on funds that would..................

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:51 am

cause her to ask Igie if she could borrow some...............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:51 am

deep into the duck pond so she decided....

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:56 am

to call Target to see if they had any rubber...............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:19 am

bullets that would fit into the..........

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:22 am

TM could not find the 44 mag that was..........

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:24 am

stuck under the seat so...

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:31 am

under the seat only to find ..............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:39 am

in the seat the week before TM had.............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:44 am

junk that was holding the seat from...............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:45 am

all the empty beer bottles that Idgie and Duck had...

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:04 am

started going ape and yelling.....

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:19 pm

up that tree right now before I have to...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:30 pm

get my leather whip out with the spikes on it......................

venus · Post by **venus** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:32 pm

if my granny has finished beating the judge!!, out walks gran!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:34 pm

but doesn't gran use the leather whip?

venus · Post by **venus** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:37 pm

shew whips a colt out of her purse and shoots twice into the sky.. 'ya feeling lucky punk'

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:39 pm

punk falls flat on his arse:wah:"yeah, I'm feelin REAL lucky"

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:15 pm

Just then Cow Patty emerged from the mist and says "who`s doin`all the shootin` - ya makin`me fart with all that noise" and then proceeded to leave a trail of cowpats that the duck slipped in and...........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:46 pm

thankfully was saved by being smart and wearing her raincoat...............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:59 am

so the duck would not have to much...............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:23 pm

to wipe off but it was worse than she...

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:25 pm

.....thought because she noticed a huge storm brewing from the west heading straight towards them. So.....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:08 pm

she thought she had better gather everybody together and load them on the bus headed for...........

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:23 pm

Mustang;813171 wrote: she thought she had better gather everybody together and load them on the bus headed for...........

...the far east. Everyone loaded quickly on the bus, she turned the key in the ignition and.......................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:57 pm

*Click, click* is all she heard, so AFTR started to look for a way.................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:45 pm

put it in neutral and push it down the road....................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:43 am

to Ducks house so they could get more.............