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BTS
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$500



A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"



The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."



An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.











The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"
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hahahahahahahah a lesson learned thats a good one
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

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