Jesus is Watching You!

polycarp · Post by **polycarp** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 4:55 am

http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=4868

There was a burglar who broke into a home and started to gather the items he wanted to take. All of a sudden he heard, "Jesus is watching you!" He didn't see anything in the dark house, so he went on with what he was doing.

He heard, "Jesus is watching you!" again and then he really wondered who wassaying that. He turned on the flashlight, scanned the room, and finally saw a parrot.

"Did you say that?" asked the burgler.

"Yes," replied the parrot.

"By the way, what's your name?" the burgler inquired."Moses," answered the parrot.

"That's a strange name for a parrot. Who named you that?"

"The same people who named their rotweiller Jesus!"

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:15 am

:wah: Very good Polycarp x

polycarp · Post by **polycarp** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:20 am

Hey abbey thanks, how are you doing?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:34 am

i've missed you Poly, how are you?

LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:06 pm

If Jesus were a cat would he have turned the water into milk?

Orginal when my cat was attacking a glass of milk.

If God wanted us to use the metrick(sp) system Jesus would have had 10 deciples.

from a sig line on runboard.com

Why didn't noah go fishing?

He only had two fish:)

from a post on ezboard.com

Lotto

http://com4.runboard.com/blifetheuniver ... ainchat.t7

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