Here is my menu:
Appetizers: Pesto & cheese triangles, Carmelized onion pizza, Bacon & brown sugar bites, and Anchovy Puffs (what can I say -- I LOVE ANCHOVIES!

Dinner:
Potato, Corn & Tomato Chowder
Goat Cheese Salad with Carmelized Pecans and Dried Cranberries
Cornish Game Hens with Elderberry Preserve sauce
Cold Chinese Pasta Salad with Peanut Butter Dressing
Desserts:
Sour Cream Coffee Cake
Cream Cheese Squares
White Chocolate Bars
So . . .
Would any of you be at least mildly impressed? :p:-6