seeds of doom ???

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:38 am

Jimbo thats soooooooooooooo funny. I would of thought the same as you though.

You could always start a water melon Business and make megga dollars:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:40 am

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm Jimbo what is a cheese plant or are you pulling our leg

Post by **spot** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:40 am

jimbo;803066 wrote: does any one know for sure how big these plants can growThey grow on creepers 12 foot tall, jimbo. They spread like wildfire. England had three counties more than we have now until the Great Watermelon Outbreak of 1924 when they turned impenetrable and then disappeared entirely.

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:03 am

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh so ther really is a cheese plant, looks a bit lke our umbrella tree.

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:14 am

kayleneaussie;803083 wrote: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh so ther really is a cheese plant, looks a bit lke our umbrella tree.

jimbo;803086 wrote: do they require a lot of watering

bwaaaooooohhhh bahahahaha:wah::o

:wah:

EEJIT!

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:52 am

JImbo ya narna:rolleyes::wah: have you thought about uprooting the cheese plant altogether and re potting it in a different pot?:rolleyes:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:03 am

Hi, do these 12' footers need to be staked? Never heard of a cheese plant, unless of course you're talking about Kraft:wah:cheese. Good luck with your new plant.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:09 am

Here is a cheese plant - although I doubt that Jimbo looks like this right now - I could not find a pocessed cheese plant :wah:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:14 am

jimbo;803099 wrote: the voice of reason

brilliant its got to be easier to move on chesse plant than hundreds or water mellon plantlings

shame i had not read it before moving the water mellon plantlings really

by the way dont grow sunflowers in your front room but thats another story

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:17 am

jimbo;803109 wrote: do cheese plants need much watering ?? if so do you need to use warm water

:wah: I am the worst person to ask - most plants die on me.

I do like the idea of a cheese plant pocessed by water melon plants - that I like - its kinda creepy :wah:

Post by **spot** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:29 am

jimbo;803117 wrote: i was just wondering if your plant was near your phone ... you could be over doing things :wah::wah::wah::wah:

Goodness the lad's on form these days.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:30 am

:wah: Hahaha Jimbo you are officially a nutcase!

I really can't believe you went ahead and did that.....well ok actually I can but still! :wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:21 pm

My comment.............:wah:

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sunny_bunny · Post by **sunny_bunny** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:49 pm

jimbo;803109 wrote: do cheese plants need much watering ?? if so do you need to use warm water

Don't give them too much water as overwatering will cause them to grow much smaller leaves and the leaves won't split. Remember they grow naturally in the humid rainforest under the tree canopy, so just give them a very little water and spritz their leaves and the air around them with a little water too as the leaves take in the moisture. Use tepid water, it doesn't need to be warm.

ALSO, you can buy little bottles of baby bio leaf cleaner which makes the leaves a deep shiny green and which costs a fortune ! Don't do it! Pour a little milk into a saucer and use a cotton wool ball or a clean j-cloth to wipe the leaves. They look just as stunning, it's MUCH cheaper and its better for them! I love cheeseplants too! :-4

Best wishes to all your family Jimbo.

Love Rapunzel xxx

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:24 pm

:-2 I'd always thought cheese came from happy Californian cows.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:24 am

jimbo;804229 wrote: watch this

http://www.dothetest.co.uk/

if you failed this dont mock my cheese plant and water mellon disaster ok grin
HA!

*singsong* I get to mock Jimbo. I get to mock Jimbo.

*moon walks out of the thread* :wah: