If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?
How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?
What's the speed of dark?
If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?
If you run backwards will you gain weight?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?
Can a blind person feel blue?
How can a house burn up when it burns
down?
Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?
How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?
Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?
In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?
Why does X stand for a kiss?
Why does O stand for a hug?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?
Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?
When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?
Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?
If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?
Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?
Is it possible to have a civil-war?
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?
Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?
Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?
Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?
How can batteries die?
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?
Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?
Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?
Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?
How many of these can you answer?
How many of these can you answer?
excellent fuzzy...I loved the us dictionary one hah hah
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littlemissgiggle
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How many of these can you answer?
:wah: I love the questions
and Fuzzy I love your answer's I will have a go and a couple :wah:
and Fuzzy I love your answer's I will have a go and a couple :wah:
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chrisb84uk
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How many of these can you answer?
I love the questions, here would be some of my answers. :p
If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?
Probably because if everyone saw them winning millions they would all flock to them, want to be their friends, get married, sleep with them, then steal every penny that they won leaving them with nothing. Then again if they were psychic you would think you would see that one coming?
Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?
Well if you aren't living then you would be dead, and I know which I would rather be.
When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
Haha I'm guessing not a lot.
How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
Probably the same way most people do by checking to see their pulse and if they are breathing. Perhaps they go purple though who knows hehe.
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?
Maybe he likes to stay no 2, because he is scared that no 1 will break him in two if he takes top spot.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Well with or without wings I just call them a pain in the ass!
If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?
Probably because if everyone saw them winning millions they would all flock to them, want to be their friends, get married, sleep with them, then steal every penny that they won leaving them with nothing. Then again if they were psychic you would think you would see that one coming?
Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular?
Well if you aren't living then you would be dead, and I know which I would rather be.
When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
Haha I'm guessing not a lot.
How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?
Probably the same way most people do by checking to see their pulse and if they are breathing. Perhaps they go purple though who knows hehe.
If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it still #2?
Maybe he likes to stay no 2, because he is scared that no 1 will break him in two if he takes top spot.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Well with or without wings I just call them a pain in the ass!
How many of these can you answer?
heh heh they had you thinking hard eh Chris:wah:
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chrisb84uk
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How many of these can you answer?
Haha yep that they did, I was trying to think of some good answers but alas those were the best I could come up until my head started to hurt! :wah:
I was thinking about the alphabet one though, why is it in that order, I really have no idea! :-3
I was thinking about the alphabet one though, why is it in that order, I really have no idea! :-3
How many of these can you answer?
you did well my friend...I wasnt expecting any answers so you guys did good lol
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chrisb84uk
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How many of these can you answer?
Well I'll try and think of some more answers as best I can hehe. :p
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How many of these can you answer?
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Hmm I guess waste several minutes or hours of your life.
If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?
Who said that work was terrific, are they mad?
How can batteries die?
My taking them out of your remote, placing them on the floor and smashing them to pieces with a sledgehammer. A bit extreme perhaps but still fun!
Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
Well if you have to waste half an hour talking about pointless news stories like they do here, then why not tell us all this, rather that than a cat stuck up a tree (sorry cat lovers!)
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?
Cold enough for people to freeze their ass of if they spend too much time outside.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Well then it's probably not a turtle and you should go demand a refund from the pet shop owner.
Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?
What kind of stupid man would fall for that? :rolleyes:
In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?
Perhaps they just ran out of words to come up with and thought what the hell.
Hmm I guess waste several minutes or hours of your life.
If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?
Who said that work was terrific, are they mad?
How can batteries die?
My taking them out of your remote, placing them on the floor and smashing them to pieces with a sledgehammer. A bit extreme perhaps but still fun!
Why do they announce power shortages on TV?
Well if you have to waste half an hour talking about pointless news stories like they do here, then why not tell us all this, rather that than a cat stuck up a tree (sorry cat lovers!)
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?
Cold enough for people to freeze their ass of if they spend too much time outside.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Well then it's probably not a turtle and you should go demand a refund from the pet shop owner.
Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?
What kind of stupid man would fall for that? :rolleyes:
In Chinese why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?
Perhaps they just ran out of words to come up with and thought what the hell.
How many of these can you answer?
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?
Just read my posts. This is self explanatory..
opposites?
Just read my posts. This is self explanatory..