Help me decide MINIMEs punishment

Post by **spot** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:19 pm

ThePheasant;796303 wrote: Spot my dearest, you have me wondering if you are looking for an excuse to ban me :wah::wah:

No pheasy, I was sat waiting to moderate out your next one-sentence reply and replace it with "totally outrageous photo of surgically enhanced Playmate Of The Year removed by shocked moderator", but I got the timing wrong and besides it would have been a very wicked thing of me to do and I'd have got in trouble.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:21 pm

spot;796369 wrote: No pheasy, I was sat waiting to moderate out your next one-sentence reply and replace it with "totally outrageous photo of surgically enhanced Playmate Of The Year removed by shocked moderator", but I got the timing wrong and besides it would have been a very wicked thing of me to do and I'd have got in trouble.

What sort of punishment - like a public flogging :wah::wah:

Post by **spot** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:28 pm

If you'd been watching, there's people out there who've been trying to give me one all week.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:12 pm

spot;796391 wrote: If you'd been watching, there's people out there who've been trying to give me one all week.

Ooo er missus! Nudge nudge :sneaky::sneaky: Saucy

*Immy collapses into juvenile laughter and blushes*

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:59 pm

I think what you are really asking is, "What is the best revenge for him embarrassing you". :wah: :wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:19 pm

Peg;796595 wrote: I think what you are really asking is, "What is the best revenge for him embarrassing you". :wah: :wah:

yes :wah::wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:26 pm

Now you're talking!! Revenge on kids is speaking my language. Wait till you and the chosen offspring are together in the street some time, or among his school friends at maybe a sports match - start to sing, cuddle him, call him Snookums, grab his arm and do a few waltz steps, bring out the bear rug baby photos. ... Doing ALL of the above might be a bit too much - just choose one or two - at a time.

:sneaky:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:02 am

Oh yes, that always works! Or when one of his friends calls the house, make sure you answer the phone and do lots of embarressing things:wah:And you still have to go through all the teenage years with him, oh it just gets better:wah:

saffy · Post by **saffy** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:20 pm

My worry is that he could explore some pretty hardcore sites by accident and there are just bloody thousands of them.

Gone are the days of finding porno mags under the hedges in the park..

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:24 pm

Well, you are correct there - you can type in sex in the search bar and you can pretty much see what pops up

Post by **spot** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:32 pm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex

How gratifying. I've never tried that before.