The one line story thread ..

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:24 am

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:32 am

jumped up 40 times and gave herself two black eyes.............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:35 am

And the doctor said "let me fix those boo boo's for you" so.............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:43 am

she got out the watermelon slings..................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:54 am

But she wasn't happy with the result because now..........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:57 am

she'll have to wear that contraption on her head for a full .......................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:18 am

day in order to get every thing back.............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:18 am

of Chutes and Ladders....................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:39 am

her how to accessorize that hat........................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:43 am

us how not to fart in our wetsuits but...

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:50 am

it was obviously too late for that lesson......................:wah:

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:37 am

so we all just floated instead of..........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:29 am

farting into the wind.................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:30 am

We all exploded and Miss Maam had to.............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:31 am

use her leopard print tablecloth to clean...............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:33 am

the spit roaster that was used to.............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:36 am

cook a nice roast pig................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:32 pm

that looked like an armadillo so we.........

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:23 pm

all went down to Fat Alberts and ordered a...........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:28 pm

cheeseburger with fries and don't forget the...........................

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:41 pm

dead horse or mayo. And while we are here we will also have...........

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:42 am

Some home made moonshine with a shot of................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:50 pm

ketchup and some really good Chinese fries...............

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:39 pm

with a shot of that firewater that makes us go all la la and dance around the..........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:44 pm

elm tree stark nekked and screaming..........................

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:11 pm

"Oh my lord,oh my lord". Just then Trunk Monkey appeared and said..........

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:28 pm

Yo, get your shoes on, we have to go to the banana factory......................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:38 am

Where Idgie, Mustang, and Cow Patty were waiting to....

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:39 am

to give everyone a tour through to check out what makes bananas yellow..............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:33 am

and when they found out, they vowed never to................

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:36 am

play with bananas again in a derogatory way..................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:41 am

unless you remember to take the peel off and............

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:57 am

use it to cover your sneakers when out in the mud...............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:59 am

while you slip and slide trying to catch....

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:27 am

some thief who is playing with your birdfeeder...................

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:33 am

until TM had to go out there and.......

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:56 pm

take a dump behind the tree...........

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:56 am

and use the leaf to........

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:57 am

to wipe her arse but she didn't know the leaf was....

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:11 am

an itchy rash all over her arse so she asked.....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:41 am

TM to help out by ..............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:04 am

stop itching but that didn't work so....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:13 am

call 911 for help so she would not have............

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:42 am

but she had no medical insurance so they had to.............