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Miss Maam
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Ok read the English meanings and then OUTLOUD say the chinese words...

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...



1) That’s not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.............. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?¦¦¦¦¦¦¦.. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight............................. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile............... Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah



If you understood how to do this, repost it and share the laugh. Please keep in mind that I do not wish to offend anyone and apologize if I have! :o For the losers who didnt get it..... Well tough luck!!!!!!:-5

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Omni_Skittles
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I find a lot of things funny... i really do. But ya know slapping a "don't get offended" sticker on something doesn't make it okay. anyway hope that didn't offend.
Smoke signals ftw!
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Omni_Skittles;790139 wrote: I find a lot of things funny... i really do. But ya know slapping a "don't get offended" sticker on something doesn't make it okay. anyway hope that didn't offend.


Nope, I'm not offended by your opinion! Despite the "don't get offended" remark I made the post still obviously offends! Verskoon my! Jammer! (well excuse me!)

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Post by qsducks »

Funny - good one Diane
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