Corrupt A Wish

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:28 pm

The point of the game is to "corrupt" the wish the person above you posts.

Examples:

Person 1 -- I wish I had a new car.

Person 2 -- Wish granted, but it doesn't have an engine.

Person 1 -- I wish I didn't have an annoying brother.

Person 2 -- Wish granted, but now you have two annoying sisters.

Let's start: Wish I had some pizza

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:31 pm

wish granted but it's 9 years old cheese pizza

I wish i had a million dollars!

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:41 pm

Wish granted but it's all Monopoly money

Wish I could eat out tonight

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:26 pm

Wish granted but your got no money.

Wish I could sleep all night.

sunny_bunny · Post by **sunny_bunny** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:56 pm

kayleneaussie;782201 wrote: Wish granted but your got no money.

Wish I could sleep all night.

Wish granted but you wake to find you slept so deeply and snored so loudly that you broke every window pane in your house and your local glaziers gone on holiday! :wah:

Are your babies singing "Esso Blue" kayleneaussie?

There used to be a TV ad whose ditty went "Bum bum bum bum Es-so blue" :wah:

Wish my sense of humour wasn't quite so lame.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:47 pm

sunny_bunny;782227 wrote: Wish granted but you wake to find you slept so deeply and snored so loudly that you broke every window pane in your house and your local glaziers gone on holiday! :wah:

Are your babies singing "Esso Blue" kayleneaussie?

There used to be a TV ad whose ditty went "Bum bum bum bum Es-so blue" :wah:

Wish my sense of humour wasn't quite so lame. :oWish Granted... but you lose your memory

I wish i get a car for my birthday!

lovesagoodgirl · Post by **lovesagoodgirl** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:23 pm

Omni_Skittles;782328 wrote: Wish Granted... but you lose your memory

I wish i get a car for my birthday!Wish granted, but it's my car! :sneaky:

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:19 pm

lovesagoodgirl;782357 wrote: Wish granted, but it's my car! :sneaky:uhh you didn't finish

I wish i could have a drink of soda

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:33 am

Wish granted but it's flat

Wish I could go skiing today

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:19 am

wish granted but the snow melted

i wish i was miserable

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:46 am

You wish to be miserable? Granted, but the feeling never leaves.

I wish I had a male maid.

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:48 am

Wish granted but he's 80 years old

Wish I had some pancakes

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:51 pm

wish granted - but Trixie-Bell made them

wish .... more of the old gang would join and play

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:00 pm

wish granted but the old gang is literally a bunch of old gang members

wish... i wish i was a NASCAR race driver! XD

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:20 pm

wish granted - but your car runs out of gas on the last lap

wish ... i could win a new boat

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:21 pm

Granted but it's a toy boat!!!

I wish i had food!!!

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:13 am

Wish granted but the bread is stale.

Wish I could lose weight

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:57 am

Wish granted, Jenny Craig is on her way

Wish it was snowing

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:00 am

Wish granted, you can have some of the 12" headed my way

Wish our PM would hold more than 5 messages

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:02 am

Wish not granted, it get's too clogged

Wish I had a pepperoni stromboli

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:04 am

Wish not granted, it's not good for you

Wish we weren't under a winter storm watch

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:06 am

Wish not granted, we're gonna get it too

Wish we were in Australia

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:17 am

Wish granted if you pay to get us there

Wish I could find the cow

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:24 am

Wish not granted, we're banned from the old neighborhood

Wish the white seal was here

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:26 am

Wish not granted, the seal is hunting for food

Wish the whole family was here

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:27 am

Wish not granted, no letters today?

Wish you would do games on page 2

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:31 am

Wish not granted, you are to bossy

Wish you would come pick me up

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:34 am

Wish not granted, no gas

Wish gas wasn't so expensive

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:00 pm

Wish granted, use natural gas..LOL

Wish we could use smiley central here

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:05 pm

Wish granted - so do i

wish..... wish the rest of the gang would migrate here

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:05 pm

Wish granted, didn't you see your pm?

Wish we more people played the Sausage Game:wah:

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:08 pm

Wish not granted, they like hotdogs better

Wish I could get these smileys to work

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:11 pm

wish not granted, got a debit card?

Wish you didn't have that problem

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:19 pm

Wish not granted, :-5

Wish I had some pizza for dinner

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:03 pm

Wish not granted, who delivers in 15 ft of snow?

Wish you could have had some lasagna tonight

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:29 am

Wish granted if you make it for me

Wish I could find my windchime

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:38 am

Wish not granted, it's frozen

Wish I knew what was going on next door? (live in a twin)

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:23 pm

qsducks;786423 wrote: Wish not granted, it's frozen

Wish I knew what was going on next door? (live in a twin)

Live in a twin what :wah:

Wish I knew what people were wishing

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:45 pm

wish not granted - it would`nt be a surprise then

wish ... i could send some fresh crab cakes to my friends in America

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:45 am

wish granted, where's the mailman?

Wish trunk monkey knew what a "twin" was - (side by side)

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:50 am

Wish not granted, it's called a duplex here

Wish I could go bowling

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:52 am

Wish granted, want to play on the Wii?

Wish trunkmonkey knew that a duplex is not a side by side

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:09 am

Wish not granted..end of conversation

Wish the duck would stop picking on the poor monkey

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:02 pm

Wish granted, here here

Wish I could give the monkey a Ride on the Ducks ride in Philly for free of course:)

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:24 am

Wish granted, just come pick up the monkey

Wish it didn't snow here every day

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:05 pm

wish not granted - i want you to get sick of it and move to OZ

wish ..... my internet was`nt so damn slow.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:14 pm

Wish granted, trade in some of your crabcakes to the salesman & I'm sure he give you all the bells & whistles

Wish I had some of those crabcakes last night

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:18 pm

wish not granted - i sent them by post and they are probably really smelly by now.

Wish ......Trunkmonkey was here to play with us

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:20 pm

Wish not granted, she's not allowed out at night

Wish she would come out too

Wallaroo · Post by **Wallaroo** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:44 pm

wish not granted - she`s locked in her cage

wish........... there were more hours in the day