Words Women use...

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:35 pm

Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house

Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:40 pm

Uh Huh - means she was listening but what you said was not important. It's in between nothing and fine

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:04 am

I'm just grateful for any words she who must be obeyed says to me. The illusion that she is listening at all is somehow reassuring and gives me comfort in my sad lonely life. I married a northern girl (well it's actually southern but in deference do english people who think north and north of watford are the same thing) sometimes I get to speak as well.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:23 am

Wow. you are brave to be sharing such valuable info with the lesser of the species. Are you not frightened that your follow members of the "Amozonian Order" will not seek bloody vengence on you?

Should they get to you before you can post again, I wish to thank you on behalf of all "un-inlightened" males everywhere.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:21 pm

My Mrs is alway's Right even when she's Wrong:-2

Porpoise · Post by **Porpoise** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:33 pm

Ah that's great! :wah: