Some More Words of Wisdom

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:17 pm

1 * Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue

2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

4 * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

8 * Never buy a car you can't push.

9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.

13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

15 * You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp,some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:33 pm

When in doubt - DUCK.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:30 pm

Accountable;787338 wrote:

14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

That's good! i like that one!!!

Benjamin · Post by **Benjamin** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:44 pm

Accountable;787338 wrote:

13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:49 pm

7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

...

:o

911 · Post by **911** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:54 pm

3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Should I be reading this forum? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:54 am

very cool, Acc! :-6

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:56 am

6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

But what if this happens hundreds of times?

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:58 am

and this is so me of course! 18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

:-6

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:30 am

I really like these AC thanks for putting them up!

This one has to be my favourite: 17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp,some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.