I Have Frostbite

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:48 pm

on one toe. Its swollen, red and tingly.

I think I did this a couple of years ago when I had the bird flu but I survived that. At any rate its highly doubtful Ill survive this. Im pretty sure the gangrene is already swarming through my brain.

No one makes it through brain gangrene.

So Im giving my stuff away.

Tell me what you want and unless I die while Im typing this Ill do the best I can.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:50 pm

:-3:-3 You ok Nomie :-4

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:51 pm

your left testicle shaven

Post by **spot** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:58 pm

I want all your underwear Nomie. Don't bother washing it. Don't post it until I work out the right address for you to send it to. Meanwhile, buy some extreme biohazard warning tape, UPS won't accept it otherwise.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:58 pm

Frost bite my Aunt Fanny you toe would already be BLACK...

Just warm the digit up and all will be well. :rolleyes:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:02 pm

CARLA;779224 wrote: Frost bite my Aunt Fanny you toe would already be BLACK...

Just warm the digit up and all will be well

bit extreme wanting frostbite on yer fanny Carla:wah::wah:

p.s. fanny doesnt have the same meaning in UK

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:02 pm

sounds like an ingrown toenail to me.... but just to be sure, why don't you cut it off and send it to me...

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:02 pm

I'm out of foil, so umm can I have yours.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:03 pm

rjwould;779213 wrote: The Bike....

Except that. That goes with me.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:04 pm

Chezzie;779214 wrote: your left testicle shaven

Did that on Saturday when I was man grooming.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:04 pm

:wah::wah: Well you know what I mean. :-2

[QUOTE]bit extreme wanting frostbite on yer fanny Carla

p.s. fanny doesnt have the same meaning in UK [/QUOTE]

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:04 pm

happen to have any fireplace tiles laying around unused?:yh_whistl:yh_whistl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:05 pm

Toe, tinfoil.

Got it.

Spock, Im afraid my underwear would be way too sassy for you.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:05 pm

flopstock;779239 wrote: happen to have any fireplace tiles laying around unused?:yh_whistl:yh_whistl

maybe

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:07 pm

CARLA;779224 wrote: Frost bite my Aunt Fanny you toe would already be BLACK...

Just warm the digit up and all will be well. :rolleyes:

Watch for the warning signs. The sooner you notice the symptoms of frostbite, and the faster you take measures to rewarm the areas, the better the outlook for recovery. The skin may first start to tingle, as ice crystals begin forming in the tissues. Then pain develops, accompanied by redness, burning, itching, and swelling. If exposure to cold continues, numbness sets in, the pain decreases, and the skin becomes whiter and waxy looking. At this stage, immediate action is necessary to prevent gangrene, or death of skin tissue.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:07 pm

Nomad;779235 wrote: Did that on Saturday when I was man grooming.

so pop the ball in a bag....jiffy will do and post it me...before you do, do a self portrait of you in black felt tip on it:-4

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:11 pm

Well your going to die from the sound of this unless you get the toe removed immediately. My Aunt Fanny can take care of it for you.

[QUOTE]Watch for the warning signs. The sooner you notice the symptoms of frostbite, and the faster you take measures to rewarm the areas, the better the outlook for recovery. The skin may first start to tingle, as ice crystals begin forming in the tissues. Then pain develops, accompanied by redness, burning, itching, and swelling. If exposure to cold continues, numbness sets in, the pain decreases, and the skin becomes whiter and waxy looking. At this stage, immediate action is necessary to prevent gangrene, or death of skin tissue.[/QUOTE]

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:12 pm

CARLA;779249 wrote: Well your going to die from the sound of this unless you get the toe removed immediately. My Aunt Fanny can take care of it for you.

Want anything ?

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:13 pm

Nomie.......nomie............nomie..............Have you gone to a doctor? Get thee to a hospital................immediately.

We do not want to lose you....................you, rascal.

We (cough) love ya!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:15 pm

along-for-the-ride;779253 wrote: Nomie.......nomie............nomie..............Have you gone to a doctor? Get thee to a hospital................immediately.

We do not want to lose you....................you, rascal.

We (cough) love ya!

That had to hurt.

If it turns white Ill go.

Whaddya need ?

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:16 pm

I remember you bought some beautiful wall hanging and pictures those would be nice.

[QUOTE]Want anything ?[/QUOTE]

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:17 pm

CARLA;779259 wrote: I remember you bought some beautiful wall hanging and pictures those would be nice.

Muka Muka Poo Poo: Pictures

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:25 pm

I want this wall tapestry......

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pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:25 pm

Chezzie;779244 wrote: so pop the ball in a bag....jiffy will do and post it me...before you do, do a self portrait of you in black felt tip on it:-4

:eek::eek:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:26 pm

chonsigirl;779283 wrote: I want this wall tapestry......

That my dear you wouldnt find in this house.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:28 pm

Maybe you hung it outside somewhere.................

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kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:28 pm

rjwould;779213 wrote: The Bike....

NO I WANT THE BIKE

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:29 pm

Get that frostbite seen about so you can do be doing this................

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Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:31 pm

along-for-the-ride;779294 wrote: Get that frostbite seen about so you can do be doing this................

I am getting a serious itch !

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:33 pm

Here you go Nomad.......................(gosh, this looks cool!)

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CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:33 pm

Sounds more like athletes foot to me. Can you take a picture of the toe and post it so we can see??? :-3

[QUOTE]I am getting a serious itch ![/QUOTE]

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:38 pm

CARLA;779301 wrote: Sounds more like athletes foot to me. Can you take a picture of the toe and post it so we can see??? :-3

Silly girl. I meant for motorcycle riding. :p

The gangrene is actually coming out of my nostrils now.

Wont be long.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:41 pm

*passing the tissue box*

Oh Nomad!

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CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:45 pm

we need a picture of your nostrils as well. :p

[QUOTE]Silly girl. I meant for motorcycle riding.

The gangrene is actually coming out of my nostrils now.

Wont be long.[/QUOTE]

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:57 pm

Ill take the 300.00 blow up matress, and a TV please.

You and I must be related. Im healthy as a horse.. Thank God. If I get a stomach ache its Ovarian Cancer... a headache? Anuerism etc......

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:16 pm

weeder;779387 wrote: Ill take the 300.00 blow up matress, and a TV please.

You and I must be related. Im healthy as a horse.. Thank God. If I get a stomach ache its Ovarian Cancer... a headache? Anuerism etc......

But the odds favor him actually going out this time, weeder. Sad but true... I've run the numbers..

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:19 pm

Oh my God! Then I definately need the TV. Ill pm him my adress, right now.

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:38 pm

Im standing in line for the bike too, perhaps you can run a lottery :-4

Post by **spot** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:52 am

Yay! The underwear arrived!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:01 am

Have you got any money you could send? I don't mind exchanging it for £'s at this end, I wouldn't expect you to hobble to the bank in your condition.

If no money can I have your diaries please, as I want to study what really goes on in your mind, I could then publish the results for generations to come (as a warning of course but you'd achieve immortality!!):D

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:20 am

Imladris;779608 wrote: Have you got any money you could send? I don't mind exchanging it for £'s at this end, I wouldn't expect you to hobble to the bank in your condition.

If no money can I have your diaries please, as I want to study what really goes on in your mind, I could then publish the results for generations to come (as a warning of course but you'd achieve immortality!!):D

:yh_clapGood answer ^^^

If I can't have the bike....because I'm with everyone else that wants it...that would be my first choice....I would like what-ever fountain you picked, if any for your back deck...and if you still have the bamboo partition thingys....that would be good too....

Here is the fountain thread for reference:

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=25775

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:06 pm

Nomie what happened with your toe? :-3

911 · Post by **911** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:45 pm

I want your post counts.

Can I, huh, can I?

Poor baby won't have a piggy to go to market anymore. :-1

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:27 am

spot;779588 wrote: Yay! The underwear arrived!

you should put that in your siggy!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:16 pm

This will probably be my last weekend.

Then its off to the big snowstorm in the sky.

Its been a struggle, I fought the good fight but the frostbite has infiltrated my mind. Its just a matter of hanging on till the end now.

On top of that I ripped a muscle in my back.

Thats spreading to my brain now too.

Oreevuar fellow gardeners...oreevaur.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:41 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Nomie we will miss you big guy. Oh ! by the way your mind was frostbitten long ago sweetie, along with the muscle in your head which was ripped probably at birth. Oreevuar Nomie. :-4 I still want the art work..

[QUOTE]This will probably be my last weekend.

Then its off to the big snowstorm in the sky.

Its been a struggle, I fought the good fight but the frostbite has infiltrated my mind. Its just a matter of hanging on till the end now.

On top of that I ripped a muscle in my back.

Thats spreading to my brain now too.

Oreevuar fellow gardeners...oreevaur.[/QUOTE]

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:34 pm

umm... umm... umm... idk what does nomad have that's of worth? oh the dancing smiling dude! i want that that's cool!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:40 pm

Nomad;787083 wrote: This will probably be my last weekend.

Then its off to the big snowstorm in the sky.

Its been a struggle, I fought the good fight but the frostbite has infiltrated my mind. Its just a matter of hanging on till the end now.

On top of that I ripped a muscle in my back.

Thats spreading to my brain now too.

Oreevuar fellow gardeners...oreevaur.

Oh, I thought that was just normal for a mad scientist.......

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:06 pm

You may want to postpone your trip til next weekend... monday is Casmir Pulaski day you know..

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:43 am

Sad though I am about your approaching demise Nomie, don't forget the money right, I still have first call on that. Thanks.

Oh, and how long do you think I'll have to wait? It's not that I'm rushing you or anything, just I have some bills to pay before the end of next week and I know you would feel bad if you kept me waiting.