Different kind of Miranda...

[valerie]

We all know what the Miranda Rights are. Just to bring a smile to your face this day, here are the Miranda Rights as given by a K-9 Police Officer.



1. You have the right to remain completely motionless, - or you may decide to run from me.



2. Should you decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down to the ends of the earth.



3. You have the right to have your Lawyer run with you. Should he refuse, a recent Law School Graduate will be appointed to run along with you.



4. If, while running, you suddenly decide to stop, - be advised that my K-9 may not understand your intentions, - and continue the pursuit in full stride.



5. You may stop running at any time......at your own risk.



6. Do you fully understand these rights?



7. GOOD LUCK....GET SET.....ON YOUR MARK......GO!!!!!!