Cuckoo...‏

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:52 pm

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of

humour.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up

and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed

another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12cuckoos

MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him

'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo

clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed

three times, then said 'oh ****.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its

throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,

and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.:wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:58 pm

Hahaha good one Chezzie!!

Post by **jones jones** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:17 pm

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:54 pm

Wonderful :yh_rotfl

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:59 pm

:wah::wah::wah:

Helen · Post by **Helen** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:29 pm

Chezzie;787129 wrote: Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of

humour.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up

and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed

another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12cuckoos

MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him

'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo

clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed

three times, then said 'oh ****.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its

throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,

and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.:wah:

thats ruddy priceless :wah::wah::wah:

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:32 pm

:wah::wah::wah: love it