Now that's smart

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BHughesNC
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Now that's smart

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The Pope, the President of the United States, the Smartest Man in the World, and a boy scout were all in an airplane. Something suddenly went wrong and they were told to put on their parachutes. Looking over and the parachutes, they noticed there were only three. The Pope said, "I am the Pope. People need me." Everyone then agreed to let him go. So, the Pope put on one of the parachutes and jumped. Then the Smartest Man in the World said, "I am the Smartest Man in the World. What would people do without me?" So, everyone agreed and he grabbed a parachute and jumped. Only the Presient and the boy scout were left. The President looked down at the boy scout and said, "Well son, I've had my days. You go on ahead and take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied, "But sir, there are two parachutes left." The Predient said, "How's that?" "Well, the Smartest Man the World took my backpack."

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CARLA
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Now that's smart

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Ouch ... :wah:
ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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