Tlw - Page 92

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:47 pm

chrisb84uk;783141 wrote: Well my dad still has one old one, and I'm sure he won't mind if I take it after all it's for a good use. That's one at least. :p

Out of interest what were you going to do with that crowbar hmmm? :sneaky:pshh absolutely nothing! i just thought it would come in handy someday later... you know like... when taking a part the record player... yea. taking apart the record player!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:50 pm

Uh huh sure, I believe you, always thinking ahead I like that! :rolleyes:

*puts revolver back in his pocket*

Well then where were we?

That's right contacting those aliens. I wonder what else they will do to Cars?

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:55 pm

I think ahead all the time!!! pfft...

Huh and what would your excuse be for that revolver eh? o.O

hmm think they'll probe him? haha that would be funny.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:00 pm

Oh the revolver - yeah well um....... You know in case the aliens get too big for their boots and try abducting us, or not doing as we say. Yep that's the reason!

Probe him! haha now that would be funny, maybe they will alter his appearance, or get him strangely pregnant.

Who knows, but it will be funny whatever happens! :wah:

Unless of course they give him special alien powers instead , now that would be a problem hmmmm.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:03 pm

chrisb84uk;783155 wrote: Oh the revolver - yeah well um....... You know in case the aliens get too big for their boots and try abducting us, or not doing as we say. Yep that's the reason!

Probe him! haha now that would be funny, maybe they will alter his appearance, or get him strangely pregnant.

Who knows, but it will be funny whatever happens! :wah:

Unless of course they give him special alien powers instead , now that would be a problem hmmmm.uh huh... that seems suspicious to me if you ask me...

What if he was pregnant... huh... how would that work... lol nvm.. nvm... poor cars doesn't see this coming....

if he got special alien powers... then hope is lost for TLW

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:09 pm

Me suspicious, not at all! :yh_angel

It would be funny if he got pregnant. Now idea how it would work just one of lives many mysteries I guess hahaha, but still I for one would laugh!

And yep if he got alien powers we are doomed. Unless of course we take our cloning plan into action and then fight him like in some sort of action blockbuster movie. Of course we would win (naturally,) and then despite our initial alien plan not working, TLW will still be Cars free - hurrah!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:13 pm

uh huh...

Or what could happen is they give him a mullet... and a really bad texan accent and like a huge beer belly! Instead of spending time on the internet trying to get tlw... he ends up trying to prove that aliens exist on some crazy website that sorta turns into a cult... lol wow my imagination is whack...

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:18 pm

Hehehe now that would be funny!

Or maybe he will turn blue and then be cast as an alien in various movies. Or maybe he will start hearing voices telling him to destroy the universe, so he will build his own spaceship, then attempt to fly into space, then most likely be either shot down or locked up for being a looney.

The possibilities are endless!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:19 pm

they are!!! especially when aliens are involved! haha

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:22 pm

I know, and to think we have been yakking about this for over an hour! :wah:

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:26 pm

haha wow... that long... dang.. i still have soo much to do too! i originally got on the web to uh... do a paper... or a script breakdown... but i ended up here... lol

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:28 pm

Haha that's the mad addictive world of FG for you!

I had better be quiet then if you were trying to do something important, I'll become a bad influence! :wah:

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:32 pm

pshh i do that myself enough. I'm also on youtube waisting major time... haha SUCH A PROCRASTINATOR! I will do everything but what i should... i once did a research paper 3 hours before it was due!!! lol

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:36 pm

Haha wow and I thought I was bad leaving things till the night before, but never a couple of hours before it was due. Though after running out of "the dog ate my homework" lines I realised that I had no choice but to start doing my work earlier - well give myself an extra day!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:39 pm

chrisb84uk;783200 wrote: Haha wow and I thought I was bad leaving things till the night before, but never a couple of hours before it was due. Though after running out of "the dog ate my homework" lines I realised that I had no choice but to start doing my work earlier - well give myself an extra day! :Dsorry a.d.d. but my dog once ate my shoes for JROTC... lol SGT. used it as an example for what not to do... haha good times...

anyway... i know i should do things but i just don't BAD HABIT!!! i know i know... but idk i think i should learn my lesson soon!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:43 pm

Yeah I used to be the same until my laziness came back to kick me up the ass, and since then I have learnt my lesson and not gone back to my old ways, (well 99% of the time!)

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:45 pm

lol i just keep getting lucky is my problem... i have 100 notes due in english... two scripts due in script development... a journal due in cinematic pre production... a bible study paper due in bible study... how many have i finished... eh... none lol

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:48 pm

Hahaha you are sooo bad!! :wah:

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:50 pm

I'll eventually do it! i mean sheesh what's the rush! lol

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:56 pm

That's true, and of course should something else crop up, where does work then go?

Last still!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:00 pm

chrisb84uk;783234 wrote: That's true, and of course should something else crop up, where does work then go?

Last still!

haha I don't work! My parent's won't allow me to work... with 18 hours... THAT'S IT! i mean my siblings are only like 12 and 15 but i am like at 18 hours and can't work... LAME! that and i don't have an I.D... or anything... that is well correct haha

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:07 pm

Well I had best be off. I leave the TLW in your capable hands, been good talking to ya!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:08 pm

mk have a good night... i think...

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:36 pm

chrisb84uk;783128 wrote: Quite true. Perhaps we could find a way of erasing his mind of those three words, that way we won't have to worry about him and this again!? :sneaky:
OK you guys, just so you know, I have TLW "tatooed" across my chest! :wah::D

And aliens won't be coming after me, cause "I are one"! :p

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:52 pm

lol i was wondering when you would pop in! haha

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:53 pm

TLW :sneaky:

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:59 pm

pshhh

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:17 am

cars;783254 wrote: OK you guys, just so you know, I have TLW "tatooed" across my chest! :wah::D

And aliens won't be coming after me, cause "I are one"! :p

Hahaha now why does this not surprise me!! :wah:

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:55 pm

i thought the same thing... It's like he suspected this to happen one day!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:01 pm

I know, so much for our plan then - rats, and here I thought we had it all planned out, only for him to turn out to be an alien already!

Need a new idea! :sneaky:

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:02 pm

Turn him into the government!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:09 pm

Yeah that's not a bad idea, then he can get wisked off to Area 51 and who knows what goes on there, and that will be the end of him and TLW. Brilliant!!

Now all we need is someone in the government to listen to us and prove to them that Cars is indeed an alien. Perhaps we can ask Cars to show us his powers, get it on tape and then send it off. Then again, they will probably think we are in on it too. Hmmmmmm.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:14 pm

well, we could knock cars out and like do an autopsy!

Miss Maam · Post by **Miss Maam** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:14 pm

A picture is worth a thousand words and when I have posted enough messages I will show you through imagery; who has the last word. Of course just for the record until then..........IT'S ME!!!!!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:18 pm

Omni_Skittles;783937 wrote: well, we could knock cars out and like do an autopsy!

Hahaha possible, though where would we do that without anyone finding out? We need some kind of secret lab or worst case scenerio and empty garage! :p

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:19 pm

Miss Maam;783938 wrote: A picture is worth a thousand words and when I have posted enough messages I will show you through imagery; who has the last word. Of course just for the record until then..........IT'S ME!!!!!

Haha trust me the competition for TLW here is vicious, I mean just ask Skittles, she'll tell you!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:19 pm

His own house? I mean... why not... what would be the worst case scenario?

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:25 pm

That could work, does he live alone, do we know?

We could turn up on his doorstep and act some long lost relatives of his, and then before he knows it BAMN!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:27 pm

I do have a crowbar! that was going to be used... uh... on opening the record player... but hey this is just as good.

I think he is married... i don't remember...

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:33 pm

That's right and I have my revolver, but I don't think that would work in this situation.

Well it's settled then we will go to his house with all the necessary tools for our autopsy. I'll bring along a camera and then we are ready to begin.

Only question now is where exactly does he live?

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:35 pm

okay lol the u.s. is all i know....

This is a predicament

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:42 pm

Well according to his location it says that he lives in Florida during the Winter months and New England in the Summer months. Well at least that narrows it down a little!!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:43 pm

i guess this plan is on hold until we figure out his exact location... or or we could build a machine that tells humans from aliens... and we could launch a satellite into outer space...and it's all math from there really...

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:52 pm

Yeah this is going to be a problem all right. Well we can either hope that someone who knows him tells us where he lives, or he does himself, neither of which are very likely.

Darn, what are we to do..... and here I was thinking we had him, and again he slips under our fingers!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:54 pm

lol i guess it's fighting till the death for the last word... which makes me wonder.... who am i fighting for the last word... i mean could i possibly fight everyone for the last word... and if so... how do i know i win... i mean what if they get tlw before they die and i get tlw after there dead... does that mean i lost? i think i am thinking too much into this now haha

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:00 pm

Haha my brain now hurts having read that!!

Oh who knows maybe a miracle will happen and Cars will just vanish along with everyone else trying to take TLW, which would just leave the two of us, or then again maybe not.

I don't know I need some inspiration from a movie or something for an idea to help us........ Ooooh I just spotted Die Hard has started on tv, perhaps we could trap his friends in a tall building and tell him that he had better leave this thread or else!

Or maybe my imagination is just turning to jelly!

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:12 pm

I love Die Hard... I'm watching... wishbone lol... I guess i could just hope for the best. lol

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:16 pm

Yeah I love the Die Hard series too, much of watched most of the series more times than I dare to think!

Well I'm sure the film must be more fun than trying and failing of thinking of ways to stop Cars hehe.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:17 pm

I think my favorite was die hard with a vengeance...

Do you think cars would go for the pretty please let me win thing??? lol

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:23 pm

Same here, I'm glad that someone else actually likes that movie I thought it was just me! I admit the ending is a bit silly, but I love the film it's go so many good moments that I love seeing again. I even have my favourite line, "call me in 30 seconds or die!" I love that!!

As for Cars you could have an idea there. Maybe rather than plotting his downfall we could just ask him nice with a smile (tough at least for me to do, but I'm sure it will be worth it in the end!) :p