Mile High Club

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:48 pm

Does this club actually exist? And what is the attraction?

I personally don't understand what the attraction is. Firstly you pay thousands for the pleasure, and then pilot and flight crew all know exactly what your up to

Announcment - 'Bing ...Bong' This is your captain. We will soon be arriving in Heathrow, London. Could all passenger stop bonking, and return to their seats. Before we make our final decent, your air hostess will check all zippers are securely fastened and all condoms returned to the 'condom holding area'. We thank you for flying with Bong Airlines, and hope you had a pleasurable flight.

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:51 pm

:wah: pheasy very true,

people seem to say that its the thrill of it that makes it exciting.

I am not sure its something i would want to do myself though.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:57 pm

Soberhoho;776529 wrote: Thousands for the pleasure:-3, £24 with easyjet.

£8 with Ryanair.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:21 pm

8 pounds, 24 pounds now it would worth a try at that price

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:25 pm

The Sun (who we all know are always accurate in their reporting

) say it starts at 350 thru to 8,000 for full flight

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/wo ... 686220.ece

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:43 pm

Now you have to buy the blanket & keep it, since you just bonged underneath it.

Yes, I've seen that happen - fasten your seat belts, looks like turbulance..

Patsy

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:59 pm

fuzzy butt;776560 wrote: ummm if you have your own plane then it's just the petrol really:wah:

But you need a pilot, unless of course you are suggesting .....

no I'm not going to go there

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:57 am

Ya, and supposedly the Mile High experience would take place in the washroom.

Hell, I avoid going to those washrooms even to take a leak, never mind having sex.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:41 am

I'd find it hard to perform on demand!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:17 am

sunny104;776851 wrote: I'd find it hard to perform on demand!

You don't have to perform, just be willing. You can't spell Boeing without, Boing, Bone, Bong or Bingo.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:37 pm

I've always wanted to join the mile high club....

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:51 pm

WonderWendy3;776951 wrote: I've always wanted to join the mile high club....

Go to Denver, Co. get a motel and Voila!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:40 pm

YZGI;776963 wrote: Go to Denver, Co. get a motel and Voila!!

don't I need another person?

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:44 pm

you can have me wendy

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:02 pm

littlemissgiggle;776992 wrote: you can have me wendy

oh wow....that would be a first.....will you bring chocolate?

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:16 pm

of course and a bottle of Rose wine

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:18 pm

:wah::wah:

Ok everyone avert your eyes :wah: This could be a first for FG

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:19 pm

the first what?

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:21 pm

littlemissgiggle;777014 wrote: the first what?

:wah: Well, cough

, mile high flight between 2 FG members :wah:

You shall be postings photos, I hope? :wah:

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:08 pm

:wah: well your coming too of course :p

i am sure we can make bonking noises

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:50 am

YZGI;776883 wrote: You don't have to perform, just be willing. You can't spell Boeing without, Boing, Bone, Bong or Bingo.

well, you're easy to please! :rolleyes:

:wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:08 am

hmmm men in uniform are a definate turn on...specially the starched white kind and with a tan:p:p:p......id like to try it in the cockpit leaning against the glass and mooning out of the window:wah:

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:49 am

:wah: Chezzie i bet you would

i would like to do it on the captins lap :p

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:03 pm

friend and i are going to a cubs game later this year and planning to take a sleeper car to chicago....

it's a two hour train ride...:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:17 pm

flopstock;779172 wrote: friend and i are going to a cubs game later this year and planning to take a sleeper car to chicago....

it's a two hour train ride...:wah:
Let me be the first to congratulate you on becoming a member of the "Choo Choo Club"..

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:11 pm

HOT AIR BALOON ---------6,214 FT---OVER THE NAPA VALLEY ON JULY 12TH, 1973 (MY BIRTHDAY). I HAVE A MILE HIGH PIN.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:20 pm

Where do i begin

To tell the story

Of how greatful love can be

The sweet love story

That is older than the sea

That sings the truth about the love she brings to me

Where do i start

With the first hello

She gave the meaning

To this empty world of mine

That never did

Another love another time

She came into my life

And made a living fine

She fills my heart

She fills my heart

With very special things

With angel songs

With wild imaginings

She fills my soul

With soo much love

That anywhere i go

Im never lonely

With her along who could b lonely

I reach for her hand

Its always there

How long does it last

Can love be measured by the hours in a day

I have no answers no

But this much i can say

I know ill need her till this love song burn away

And she;ll b there...

How long does it last

Can love b measured by the hours in a day

I have no answers no

But this much i can say

I know ill need her till this love song burn away

And she'll be there...

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:41 pm

Goodnight sugar pie! :-4

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:05 am

I had to cancel my membership of the Mile High Club when I found out it didn't count if you were on your own .

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:03 am

Uncle Kram;779579 wrote: I had to cancel my membership of the Mile High Club when I found out it didn't count if you were on your own .

TMI!!! make the images go away PLEASEEEEE

wah:

Jerry;779604 wrote: Goodmorning..Wild Wonderful, Wendy. :-4:wah:;)

Good Morning Jerry....Am I really wild?? Naaaa, thats just a rumor....really, I'm an :yh_angel

Jerry · Post by **Jerry** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:09 am

WonderWendy3;779611 wrote: TMI!!! make the images go away PLEASEEEEE

wah:

Good Morning Jerry....Am I really wild?? Naaaa, thats just a rumor....really, I'm an :yh_angel

Oh, sorry.. but by your picture there..I thought you were a wild cat. :wah:

Just kidding !

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:11 am

Jerry;779620 wrote: Oh, sorry.. but by your picture there..I thought you were a wild cat. :wah:

Just kidding !

I am...I was being sarcastic...

:rolleyes: