Moderating

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:49 pm

Please note that this thread has been posted under the Just for Fun forum. It is for a laugh and anyone who has moderating issues please don't post it here.

What do you think the moderating section of FG is like

Heres mine ....

Its a luxury lounge within the ForumGarden Hotel. Where the moderators sit and smoke ciggys and drink red wine. There are plush sofas and drinks cabinets overflowing with snacks and those little miniatures. There's big filing cabinets marked as follows:-

Complete Jerks.

God Squad.

Wannabes.

Sex Maniacs.

Dumb Blondes.

People we Hate.

Suicidals.

Annoying People.

Bannned and banned again.

........... anyone care to add some, and which filing cabinet do you see you name.

A siren goes off when someone reports a post. The mods then sit arguing on whose turn it is to deal with this one.

.................... anyone care to add

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:58 pm

A photo of a moderater........

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Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:07 pm

Spot whilst reading a pheasy thread .....

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:08 pm

I think Nomad has filing cabinet just for him

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:08 pm

The visual I get when I imagine the moderators moderating is:

Someone is passed out in their own sick.

Someone fell asleep and a fallen cigarette is burning a hole in their nipple.

Someone's keyboard is full of pizza sauce and coffee.

Someone's left foot is in the kitty litter box and its been there since Tuesday.

Someone is just staring at the wall in front of them.

One person doesnt even know they're a moderator.

And certainly at least one of them is wearing a Burger King crown.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:10 pm

[QUOTE=Nomad;777061]The visual I get when I imagine the moderators moderating is:

Someone is passed out in their own sick.

Someone fell asleep and a fallen cigarette is burning a hole in their nipple.

Someone's keyboard is full of pizza sauce and coffee.

Someone's left foot is in the kitty litter box and its been there since Tuesday.

Someone is just staring at the wall in front of them.

One person doesnt even know they're a moderator.

And certainly at least one of them is wearing a Burger King crown

:yh_rotfl

Come on moderators which one are you

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:20 pm

And this another pic of a moderator.................

We're on a roll........................let's keep 'em coming................

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Post by **spot** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:26 pm

Really, why keep picking on koan with these pics? Have a go at someone else, be fair.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:30 pm

ok first one is Koan and pheasy :wah:

heres sheryl on a mission :wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:32 pm

Is this how the moderators are deciding the fate of JJ ?

:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:39 pm

Spot and Tombstone, delighted that a decision has been made about who should make the coffee and the fact that they will have Jammy Dodgers as a special treat ! :wah: :rolleyes: :yh_rotfl

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:41 pm

think id be in the

fluffycrap filing drawer

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:45 pm

the dedicated team keeping a watchful eye on the newbies ....

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:47 pm

heres abbeys last birthday cake off Tombstone and the mods...

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:48 pm

G#Gill;777074 wrote: Spot and Tombstone, delighted that a decision has been made about who should make the coffee and the fact that they will have Jammy Dodgers as a special treat ! :wah: :rolleyes: :yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:56 pm

Just a small corner of Spot's library of reference books :sneaky::rolleyes:;):wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:57 pm

Moderators training session ......

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:59 pm

G#Gill;777079 wrote: Just a small corner of Spot's library of reference books :sneaky::rolleyes:;)

Gill..................wheres the second half of that library?????:rolleyes::wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:06 pm

Come on moderators we need come backs :wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:07 pm

"When I grow up, I wanna be a mod-rate-er."

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Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:08 pm

Forum Garden Monthly Rota

Spots thinking,,,,If Tombstone puts me on Religion mopping again I may just stamp my foot. Abbey's smuggly looking on as she knows shes dusting the arcade this month....

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:09 pm

Spot and....................well you decide as I aint that brave:wah::wah::wah:;):p

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:15 pm

Tombstone visits the moderators lounge ...

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:16 pm

Abbs is so happy cleaning when she knows shes beat all the Foc lot in the Arcade;):wah::wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:23 pm

This is all I have to say, for the moment.

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koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:26 pm

What the mod control panel looks like:

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abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:27 pm

G#Gill;777074 wrote: Spot and Tombstone, delighted that a decision has been made about who should make the coffee and the fact that they will have Jammy Dodgers as a special treat ! :wah: :rolleyes: :yh_rotfl

That made me laugh out loud. :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:28 pm

Nomad;777061 wrote: The visual I get when I imagine the moderators moderating is:

Someone is passed out in their own sick.

Someone fell asleep and a fallen cigarette is burning a hole in their nipple.

Someone's keyboard is full of pizza sauce and coffee.

Someone's left foot is in the kitty litter box and its been there since Tuesday.

Someone is just staring at the wall in front of them.

One person doesnt even know they're a moderator.

And certainly at least one of them is wearing a Burger King crown.

Wonder which one's me?

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:30 pm

koan;777095 wrote: What the mod control panel looks like:

:wah::wah: I can imagine. That is a penguin and not a pheasant right?

Post by **spot** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:31 pm

abbey;777097 wrote:

Wonder which one's me?

None of them abbey, here's a cup of hot tea and a plate of bourbons, you sit down and relax a bit. I'll deal with Nomie.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:34 pm

Abbey takes her mod duties maybe a little too serious!

....................

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:09 am

hey ... don't even joke about it gill ....

i have to be on my best behaviour at all times .... or else! :-1

Jj

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:21 am

The team prepare to investigate another reported post .....

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:40 pm

on hearing a banned member was trying to gain re-entry into the Garden, Spot, Abbs koan and Sheryl take action....

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:42 pm

abbey shows off at the AGM