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Love you. Kiss. See you later.Whats for dinner.:guitarist:guitarist
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wine me dine me 69 me :lips:
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[quote=Idgie;772723]What messages would we see on them? :D



Post your favorites!







"Roses: Great. Diamonds: Better!"[/quote]

It should say: "I've been brainwashed by the diamond industry, Please help!!"
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whats yours is mine and whats mine is me own :wah:
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Interesting place for a heartbeat.:thinking:

:sneaky:
Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!

:yh_glasse

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grh;772815 wrote: Interesting place for a heartbeat.:thinking:



:sneaky:




:wah::wah:



You can go now... :D eeeek! not you grh lol on the love heart hehehehe
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You're amazing.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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"Melts in my mouth..melts my heart."
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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Bite me!:D
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"Just shut up and get naked" :D or "Just shut up and give me your paycheck" :D

Notice both say shut up........;)
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drumbunny1;773041 wrote: "Just shut up and get naked" :D or "Just shut up and give me your paycheck" :D

Notice both say shut up........;)


I like the way you think!
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Be mine!
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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If you insist.:sneaky:
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Peg;773069 wrote: If you insist.:sneaky:


Now, that on a candy heart is pretty powerful.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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WonderWendy3;773032 wrote: Bite me!:D


you stole mine! :D

I'll go with the Jimmy Buffet song then..."why don't we get drunk and screw" :wah:

I ain't into none of that romance junk! :p
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"pull my hair" :sneaky:



or for the men:

"pull my finger":wah:
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Yes darling, I like a woman with a bit of meat on the bones.



or



I promise to listen to you and not just nod when I think I should



or



no your bum does not look big in that











These are going to be pretty big candy hearts!!!:-3
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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"are you the little engine that could?"
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If i could re-arrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together
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I wish I was cross eyed so i could see you twice.
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If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
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Power to the Store Card
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Wanna park your car in my garage tonight?
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'whatever!'
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It's your turn. :wah:
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Idgie;775240 wrote: Don't make me come over there!


Please do :guitarist
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Idgie;775245 wrote: :wah:

Coffee, tea or....ME?


Me And You :-4
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