An elderly lady visits her plastic surgeon

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Chezzie
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An elderly lady visits her plastic surgeon

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An elderly lady visits her plastic surgeon complaining that every time she gets a face lift its only a matter of months before she needs another one. The surgeon being a sympathetic man offers her an experimental treatment. The treatment he tells her , involves screwing a small knob into the back of her head and every time she feels her face sag she can just tighten it up. The elderly lady leaves looking like a twenty year old and is delighted. However the story does not end there.



About 6 months later the lady returns to the surgeon complaining of bags beneath her eyes. "Those aren't bags" he tells her. "Those are your breasts from where you have tightened up the screw too much". The elderly lady replies, "that would explain my new goatee then."
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Sheryl
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An elderly lady visits her plastic surgeon

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:wah::wah:
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

my son
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