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Like just now when I rested my finger on the very hot gas fire!



My words of choice were 'ow, sh!t, bugger, *******'.



The finger is fine now and fortunately I'm in the office with no-one else!



So, I apologised to an empty room (:thinking:) and shall now continue with my banal conversation with myself.
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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You're not the only one swearing, I just did my shopping for the next two weeks. It gets heavier every time I bring it up the hill. Marmalade and a raspberry conserve, 1 pound each (these are weights, I'm just working out why my arms stretched). Spaghetti 2lb, Rice 4lb, coffee whitener 1lb, custard creams 1lb, porridge 2lbs, sauces 6lbs, something-like-butter-in-a-tub 2lbs, ground coffee 2lbs.

22 pounds weight. Do I seriously eat 11 pounds in a week? That's horrifying. Maybe it'll last a month.

£7.93, Sainsbury's. Not bad really, but that's a seriously unhealthy diet now I look at it.
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spot;767465 wrote: You're not the only one swearing, I just did my shopping for the next two weeks. It gets heavier every time I bring it up the hill. Marmalade and a raspberry conserve, 1 pound each (these are weights, I'm just working out why my arms stretched). Spaghetti 2lb, Rice 4lb, coffee whitener 1lb, custard creams 1lb, porridge 2lbs, sauces 6lbs, something-like-butter-in-a-tub 2lbs, ground coffee 2lbs.

22 pounds weight. Do I seriously eat 11 pounds in a week? That's horrifying. Maybe it'll last a month.

£7.93, Sainsbury's. Not bad really, but that's a seriously unhealthy diet now I look at it.


And you wonder why you can't sleep :wah:
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ThePheasant;767467 wrote: And you wonder why you can't sleep :wah:


Ah.

I need help planning some meals, don't I.
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Post by along-for-the-ride »

Imladris;767453 wrote: Like just now when I rested my finger on the very hot gas fire!



My words of choice were 'ow, sh!t, bugger, *******'.



The finger is fine now and fortunately I'm in the office with no-one else!



So, I apologised to an empty room (:thinking:) and shall now continue with my banal conversation with myself.


I'm not an empty room, but I accept your apoloy.:)

I do the same as you, occasionally.
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I just banged my leg on the corner of the desk while reading this thread! :o

but all I said was "stupid desk!" because my 4 year old is in the room...:D
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sunny104;767498 wrote: I just banged my leg on the corner of the desk while reading this thread! :o



but all I said was "stupid desk!" because my 4 year old is in the room...:D


That was very restrained of you!



It's amazing how inventive our swearing becomes in front of kids! I've used at various times - knickers, fiddlesticks, bottoms and shavings!
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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my kids say:

"you are kissing me off"...instead of pissing me off....I have to laugh at them....:wah::wah:

Afterall, its what I do best!:D
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jimbo;767516 wrote:

i'm not even going to comment on the fiddlesticks thingy
If I'd said fiddlesticks when I were a lad I'd have spent the next few hours scrubbing t'coalhouse wi' a bent toothbrush.
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spot;767520 wrote: If I'd said fiddlesticks when I were a lad I'd have spent the next few hours scrubbing t'coalhouse wi' a bent toothbrush.


And richly deserved too!
Originally Posted by spot

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Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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spot;767465 wrote: ....coffee whitener 1lb.......


Coffee Whitener???????

My God man, see a doctor immediately (if that's possible in your neck of the NHS woods).
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Jester;767843 wrote: What the heck is coffee whitener? Cream?



Spot you wild man you! :wah:
Sounds a little racist to me.:wah:



Me I love my coffee black..
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fuzzy butt;767893 wrote: Have you ever walked into a manniquin and said "sorry"?:wah:
In some states if you don't say I am sorry you get arrested for mannequin molesting..:o:D
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Jester;767843 wrote: What the heck is coffee whitener? Cream?

Spot you wild man you! :wah:


No no - cream's wet. This is a white powder, it doesn't take a lot to have an effect.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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Have you ever walked into a manniquin and said "sorry"?



Local Time: 02:44 PM

Local Date: 01-30-2008



No the manniquin said sorry to me.
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I love swearing. I do it for the effect. People never expect it of me, so they really laugh. I have a couple of really filthy favorites. I often laugh at MYSELF when I swear,

Coffee whitener, The stuff that allows the coffee to burn your lips and tongue, because it simply whitens... doesnt cool anything off.
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spot;767973 wrote: No no - cream's wet. This is a white powder, it doesn't take a lot to have an effect.


that sounds funny!
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