Friends Of Carol Part 1

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:44 am

Helen;766974 wrote: oh dear, my life dosnt improve........

just had a call from eldest daughter to say youngest daughter is in hospital with her daughter, who fell off the trampoline at school, went head first into the vaulting horse and it looks like shes pushed two vertabrae out in her neck. they are waiting for scans at the moment.

it never rainsbut it pours !!

Aw Helen,, poor little mite! hope its not too bad:-4:-4

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:45 am

kazalala;766975 wrote: Aw Helen,, poor little mite! hope its not too bad:-4:-4

Sorry to hear that Helen, sounds nasty...Best wishes to your family xxxx:-6

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:53 am

I hope she is ok Helen, keep us up to date, I'm going to send some healing beams her way :-6:-6:yh_hugs:yh_hugs

neffy · Post by **neffy** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:50 pm

hi everyone hope you are all well

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:53 pm

neffy;767021 wrote: hi everyone hope you are all well

HI neffy:D Long time no see:-4 Im well hope you are too:)

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:56 pm

Helen;766974 wrote: oh dear, my life dosnt improve........

just had a call from eldest daughter to say youngest daughter is in hospital with her daughter, who fell off the trampoline at school, went head first into the vaulting horse and it looks like shes pushed two vertabrae out in her neck. they are waiting for scans at the moment.

it never rainsbut it pours !!

awwwwwwww poor little thing. Hope its not too serious Helen:-4

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:58 pm

neffy;767021 wrote: hi everyone hope you are all well

HI NEFFY >>>HAVENT SEEN YOU AROUND FOR AWHILE:-4

Helen · Post by **Helen** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:18 pm

shes ok !!:)

shes got some sort of whiplash injury, one almighty bump on her head and concussion and a very dented ego :rolleyes:

thankyou for all your thoughts and best wishes.

what with that and my oldest being 38 today, it all points to another bottle of hair dye, the grey hair is coming thick and fast.................

Helen · Post by **Helen** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:19 pm

hi neff,

long time no speak, hope thngs are ok with you.

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:50 pm

Helen;767040 wrote: shes ok !!:)

shes got some sort of whiplash injury, one almighty bump on her head and concussion and a very dented ego :rolleyes:

thankyou for all your thoughts and best wishes.

what with that and my oldest being 38 today, it all points to another bottle of hair dye, the grey hair is coming thick and fast.................

KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT GREY HAIR HELEN AND MY ELDEST DAUGHTER TURNS 38 IN MARCH>:(:)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:52 pm

kayleneaussie;767065 wrote: KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT GREY HAIR HELEN AND MY ELDEST DAUGHTER TURNS 38 IN MARCH>:(:)

my birthday is in march too Kay, the 20th:)

Helen · Post by **Helen** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:05 pm

Chezzie;767067 wrote: my birthday is in march too Kay, the 20th:)

bloody good month, march, mines the 2nd :wah:

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:23 pm

kayleneaussie;766659 wrote: Sitting here feeling lonely:( Baby Shayden hasnt been well today and next Tuesday has to have a head xray, I feel sick to my stomach hoping there isnt anything serious wrong. He is such a cutie and when he sees me he gives me one of his lovely smiles.....love him so much

:-4
:-4 to you mrsk2:-4

I hope the little man is ok,give him a hug from me.

He knows you love him:-6

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:30 pm

jimbo;767101 wrote: can some one tell the mackem that sunderland are winning 2-0:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Thanks Jim:D:D:D

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:33 pm

kazalala;766882 wrote: Something funny happened today. My mam phoned me and said guess what? Well my dad has had 2 knee replacements and since then, the first one was about 2 years ago, he has been worse! then on top of that he had some strokes, so he has hardly been able to walk. Well today he was saying to my mam look look and walking around the room. My mam is looking on the floor for something till she realises he is walking quite easily without his stick! he said he was walking around this morning and just suddenly realised he could walk much easier, even get up out of the chair without needing help or support! My mam says he hasnt stopped walking around for ages now:wah::wah: Oh i hope it stays that way, he says he is not in as much pain either.

That is good news,good for your Dad:-6

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:35 pm

mrsK;767109 wrote: That is good news,good for your Dad:-6

Is'nt it:D he was just walking around the house all day bless him:-4

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:35 pm

Helen;766974 wrote: oh dear, my life dosnt improve........

just had a call from eldest daughter to say youngest daughter is in hospital with her daughter, who fell off the trampoline at school, went head first into the vaulting horse and it looks like shes pushed two vertabrae out in her neck. they are waiting for scans at the moment.

it never rainsbut it pours !!

Hope she is OK Helen:-4

Being a grandmother gives you more scares than with your own kids.:-4:-6

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:35 pm

SuzyB;766983 wrote: I hope she is ok Helen, keep us up to date, I'm going to send some healing beams her way :-6:-6:yh_hugs:yh_hugs

Hello stranger:-6

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:36 pm

neffy;767021 wrote: hi everyone hope you are all well

Hello Neffy:-6

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:37 pm

kayleneaussie;767065 wrote: KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT GREY HAIR HELEN AND MY ELDEST DAUGHTER TURNS 38 IN MARCH>:(:)

My eldest turns 35 in May:-6

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:39 pm

Chezzie;767067 wrote: my birthday is in march too Kay, the 20th:)

Hers i the 16th:-6

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:39 pm

Thought I would post this here & we can all sing along:-6

Put On A Happy Face

Back to Bye Bye Birdie soundtrack >>

Artist:

Song: Put On A Happy Face

Gray skies are gonna clear up,

Put on a happy face;

Brush off the clouds and cheer up,

Put on a happy face.

Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy,

It's not your style;

You'll look so good that you'll be glad

Ya' decide to smile!

Pick out a pleasant outlook,

Stick out that noble chin;

Wipe off that "full of doubt" look,

Slap on a happy grin!

And spread sunshine all over the place,

Just put on a happy face!

Put on a happy face

Put on a happy face

And if you're feeling cross and bitterish

Don't sit and whine

Think of banana split and licorice

And you'll feel fine

I knew a girl so glooming

She'd never laugh or sing

She wouldn't listen to me

Now she's a mean old thing

So spread sunshine all over the place

Just put on a happy face

So, put on a happy face

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:40 pm

mrsK;767126 wrote: Thought I would post this here & we can all sing along:-6

Put On A Happy Face

Back to Bye Bye Birdie soundtrack >>

Artist:

Song: Put On A Happy Face

Gray skies are gonna clear up,

Put on a happy face;

Brush off the clouds and cheer up,

Put on a happy face.

Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy,

It's not your style;

You'll look so good that you'll be glad

Ya' decide to smile!

Pick out a pleasant outlook,

Stick out that noble chin;

Wipe off that "full of doubt" look,

Slap on a happy grin!

And spread sunshine all over the place,

Just put on a happy face!

Put on a happy face

Put on a happy face

And if you're feeling cross and bitterish

Don't sit and whine

Think of banana split and licorice

And you'll feel fine

I knew a girl so glooming

She'd never laugh or sing

She wouldn't listen to me

Now she's a mean old thing

So spread sunshine all over the place

Just put on a happy face

So, put on a happy face

great Mrs K!:D:D:D

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:41 pm

My younger daughter turns 37 in October the eldest son 34 in October and baby son turns 21 in November

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:44 pm

mrsK;767100 wrote: :-4 to you mrsk2:-4

I hope the little man is ok,give him a hug from me.

He knows you love him:-6

Thanks MrsK1 it is a worry , there is something just not right about him and besides me other people have noticed so hopefully we will find out soon. God knows what his mum took while she was pregnant:(

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:45 pm

Hi To Gill Hope Things Are Ok Girlfriend:-4

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:51 pm

fuzzy butt;767140 wrote: come on guys I need cheering up a bit:(

Anyone got any good jokes?

Well i like this one i think it was immy who posted it somewhere on FG. Sorry if i got the wrong person.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A fish:D

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:53 pm

fuzzy butt;767140 wrote: come on guys I need cheering up a bit:(

Anyone got any good jokes?
Ye.......Ive had a really quiet..layback.....happy....non agg day today Fuzz:rolleyes::wah:;)

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:55 pm

Carolly;767146 wrote: Ye.......Ive had a really quiet..layback.....happy....non agg day today Fuzz:rolleyes::wah:;)

Hello ma'am:)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:56 pm

kazalala;767147 wrote: Hello ma'am:)

How can i be down with you lot around:wah::wah:;):p

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:05 pm

A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?"

The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes."

"Yes, they do," she says, "What size do you want?"

"Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers.

The lady is used to this, so she tells him to go to the back yard and measure his penis by sticking it into each of the three holes in the fence. While the man is back there, the lady sneaks around to the other side of the fence and spreads her legs behind each hole as the man tests it. When they return, the cashier asks, "What will it be? Small, medium, or large?"

The man replies, "To hell with the condoms, give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!":D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:07 pm

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

Helen · Post by **Helen** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:08 pm

Chezzie;767159 wrote: A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?"

The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes."

"Yes, they do," she says, "What size do you want?"

"Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers.

The lady is used to this, so she tells him to go to the back yard and measure his penis by sticking it into each of the three holes in the fence. While the man is back there, the lady sneaks around to the other side of the fence and spreads her legs behind each hole as the man tests it. When they return, the cashier asks, "What will it be? Small, medium, or large?"

The man replies, "To hell with the condoms, give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!":D

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:09 pm

fuzzy butt;767155 wrote: Well that cheered me up :thinking

How are you anyway? ( spose i should say that cause it's your thread
Ere are you winding me up

:wah::wah:Dont ask!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:;)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:10 pm

The National Poetry Contest had come down to semi-finals between a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were both given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He confidently stepped to the microphone and said:

“Slowly across the desert sand

Trekked a lonely caravan

Men on camels, two by two

Destination: Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy. No way could the redneck top this, they thought.

The redneck, with sweat rolled down his face, made his way to the microphone and said:

“A friend and I a hunting went,

We spied three maidens in a tent,

They being three, we being two,

I bucked one and Tim bucked two.

The redneck went to the finals.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:12 pm

Chezzie;767161 wrote: One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Ahhhh me little ray of sunshine lolxxx:wah::wah:;)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:16 pm

Hi girlies

Carol i replied to your last email and got an error 404...anyways ive got no hotmail, keeps going off so ill reply 2moz xxxx:)

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:18 pm

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm i get some free time and no one is on msn :-1

Oh well will just have to go do some ironing:(

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:19 pm

kayleneaussie;767178 wrote: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm i get some free time and no one is on msn :-1

Oh well will just have to go do some ironing:(

nooooooooooooo dont Iron, play crashdown lol:wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:20 pm

Chezzie;767175 wrote: Hi girlies

Carol i replied to your last email and got an error 404...anyways ive got no hotmail, keeps going off so ill reply 2moz xxxx:)Ok babesxxxxx

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:21 pm

Chezzie;767179 wrote: nooooooooooooo dont Iron, play crashdown lol:-5:-5:-5:mad::p

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:22 pm

A young boy and his grandfather went fishing one afternoon, after a couple of hours of fishing, the grandfather opened a can of beer, the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" His grandfather looked at him and said, "Grandson, Is your penis long enough to touch your ass?" The grandson replied, "No!"

"Then you're not old enough.", said the grandfather.

A couple of more hours went by, and the grandfather lit a cigarette. Again the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigarette"? The grandfather replied, "Is your penis long enough to touch your ass?" Again the grandson replied, "No!"

"Well you're not big enough to smoke yet.", said the grandfather.

About an hour had passed and it began to get late, so the grandfather decided to pack it up and head for home. On their way home they stopped at a store, grandpa bought two lottery tickets and gave his grandson one. Grandpa scratched his off, but didn't win anything, The grandson scratched his off and won $10,000. Grandpa was all happy and surprised that his grandson had won and he asked, "Are you going to give some of that money to grandpa?" The boy looked at him and replied, "Grandpa, is your penis big enough to touch your ass?" Grandpa looked at him for a moment, then replied, "YES!"

"Good, then go f**k yourself!", said the grandson.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:29 pm

mrsK;767126 wrote: Thought I would post this here & we can all sing along:-6

Put On A Happy Face

Back to Bye Bye Birdie soundtrack >>

Artist:

Song: Put On A Happy Face

Gray skies are gonna clear up,

Put on a happy face;

Brush off the clouds and cheer up,

Put on a happy face.

Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy,

It's not your style;

You'll look so good that you'll be glad

Ya' decide to smile!

Pick out a pleasant outlook,

Stick out that noble chin;

Wipe off that "full of doubt" look,

Slap on a happy grin!

And spread sunshine all over the place,

Just put on a happy face!

Put on a happy face

Put on a happy face

And if you're feeling cross and bitterish

Don't sit and whine

Think of banana split and licorice

And you'll feel fine

I knew a girl so glooming

She'd never laugh or sing

She wouldn't listen to me

Now she's a mean old thing

So spread sunshine all over the place

Just put on a happy face

So, put on a happy face

Opps I thought that said the birdie song, I was actually doing the dance while singing the song

:o

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:32 pm

Chezzie;767179 wrote: nooooooooooooo dont Iron, play crashdown lol:wah::wah:

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME CHEEZIE>>>>>>>I AM OFF TO CRASHDOWN:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:37 pm

Chezzie;767184 wrote: A young boy and his grandfather went fishing one afternoon, after a couple of hours of fishing, the grandfather opened a can of beer, the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" His grandfather looked at him and said, "Grandson, Is your penis long enough to touch your ass?" The grandson replied, "No!"

"Then you're not old enough.", said the grandfather.

A couple of more hours went by, and the grandfather lit a cigarette. Again the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigarette"? The grandfather replied, "Is your penis long enough to touch your ass?" Again the grandson replied, "No!"

"Well you're not big enough to smoke yet.", said the grandfather.

About an hour had passed and it began to get late, so the grandfather decided to pack it up and head for home. On their way home they stopped at a store, grandpa bought two lottery tickets and gave his grandson one. Grandpa scratched his off, but didn't win anything, The grandson scratched his off and won $10,000. Grandpa was all happy and surprised that his grandson had won and he asked, "Are you going to give some of that money to grandpa?" The boy looked at him and replied, "Grandpa, is your penis big enough to touch your ass?" Grandpa looked at him for a moment, then replied, "YES!"

"Good, then go f**k yourself!", said the grandson.
Er..excuse me madam......you must be on the wrong thread......this is for the upper class only and only the Tops of the Tops come here you know:rolleyes:;):p

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:38 pm

soz your majesty...wont happen again

:-6:wah: