date night

[Wolverine]

The Harley Davidson



A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson.

One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down

to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike, the dealer

warns him that if he leaves his Harley in the rain the

chrome has a tendency to rust. He tells the young man an

old biker's trick is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and

smear it on the chrome if the bike must be left out in the rain.

A few months later the young man meets a woman and falls in

love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over

dinner. He readily agrees and the date is set. At the

appointed time he picks her up on his Harley and they ride

to her parents house.

Before they go in she tells him that they have a family

tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.

After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting

for the first person to break and get stuck doing the

dishes. After a long fifteen minutes the young man decides

to speed things up so he reaches over and kisses the woman

in front of her family....And no one says a word...!

Next he decides to take a more direct approach so he throws

her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone...

And still no one says a word...!!!

Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and

throws her on the table. They have even wilder sex....but no

one says a word...!!!! ?????

By now he is getting very worried and is wondering what to

do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first

thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he

reaches in his pocket and pulls out the Vaseline.... ......... .........

Jimbo says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes."

[YZGI]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[littlemissgiggle]

:wah: fantastic

[Chezzie]

hah hah bloody brilliant:wah:

[along-for-the-ride]

:wah:

Wolverine, you are a diamond in the rough.