What you got to offer ?

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Pheasy
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Every time we re-new our visa we have to go through the process of proving that the USA needs us (durrr is it not obvious .... they would miss me :wah:)

Anyway what could you say that you have to offer another country?

I'm thinking ..... drive a manual gear shift car on the wrong side of the road (Pheasy runs and hides :driving: :yh_party)
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Imladris
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ThePheasant;763953 wrote: Every time we re-new our visa we have to go through the process of proving that the USA needs us (durrr is it not obvious .... they would miss me :wah:)



Anyway what could you say that you have to offer another country?



I'm thinking ..... drive a manual gear shift car on the wrong side of the road (Pheasy runs and hides :driving: :yh_party)


I can do that, is it in demand?





As for what can I offer..................... well, I'm a trained florist, I can do loads of different floral stuff but the styles vary so much from country to country.



Ummmm, what else, I can consume my bodyweight in chocolate (believe me, that's quite a lot!) but I don't think that's a recognised skill, yet.
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





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Santanico
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Post by Santanico »

I could be a beer tester.......happily :D

I can touch my nose with my tongue :p Surely there's a use for that?

I'm also quite good at balancing accounts. I'm not an accountant, but I like numbers. If they don't work, they don't work for a reason...unlike people :thinking:
weeder
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Well lets see.... I am also a florist. Landscape designer, Former business owner. Restaurant worker. Part time self namesd psychologist. Frustrated writer.. amateur painter. Have sold everything from lipstick ( Revlon ) to motorcycles ( Suzuki corp. ) Commediene, caterer, who also over the years, has done everything from pumping gas, to laying carpet. Oh! Im also an ex wife.. THAT should be good for something. All this...... and they dont want me:confused:
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RedGlitter
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An evergrowing understanding and appreciation of animals and their behaviors.

Twenty two years worth of hairdressing and cosmetology services.

A large knowledge of antiques, period architecture and assorted victoriana.

A number of years worth of cashiering and managing gift, drug and liquor stores.
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el guapo
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Post by el guapo »

i got pstd depresion for a start n im diabetic what more ya want
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