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Hello Kinks:-4............just saw ya there.....how are ya:-6
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I Am Backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk......happy Belated Birthday Carol, Sorry I Wasnt Here For The Day Old Bird. Had Crap Weather With Only About 4 Days Of Sunshine And Shayden Started Teething So He Was Cranky But Good News.....my Daughter Had A Baby Girl Two Days Ago....hope To Go Around This Arvo To See Her.
Well Hope To Catch Ya All Later Take Care :-4
Well Hope To Catch Ya All Later Take Care :-4
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kayleneaussie;763656 wrote: I Am Backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk......happy Belated Birthday Carol, Sorry I Wasnt Here For The Day Old Bird. Had Crap Weather With Only About 4 Days Of Sunshine And Shayden Started Teething So He Was Cranky But Good News.....my Daughter Had A Baby Girl Two Days Ago....hope To Go Around This Arvo To See Her.
Well Hope To Catch Ya All Later Take Care :-4
That's wonderful about your new grandbaby Kay.....lots of happiness with her:-4
Well Hope To Catch Ya All Later Take Care :-4
That's wonderful about your new grandbaby Kay.....lots of happiness with her:-4
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kayleneaussie;763656 wrote: I Am Backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk......happy Belated Birthday Carol, Sorry I Wasnt Here For The Day Old Bird. Had Crap Weather With Only About 4 Days Of Sunshine And Shayden Started Teething So He Was Cranky But Good News.....my Daughter Had A Baby Girl Two Days Ago....hope To Go Around This Arvo To See Her.
Well Hope To Catch Ya All Later Take Care :-4
Welcome Back:-6
Well Hope To Catch Ya All Later Take Care :-4
Welcome Back:-6
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Kathy Ellen;763660 wrote: That's wonderful about your new grandbaby Kay.....lots of happiness with her:-4
Thanks Kathy.....just been to see her and she has a mop of black hair and is soooooooooo cute :-6
Thanks Kathy.....just been to see her and she has a mop of black hair and is soooooooooo cute :-6
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Good morning everyone :-4
Gill - how are you feeling darlin? :-4
Gill - how are you feeling darlin? :-4
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Hi everybody ! Hi Kathy Ellen, and MrsK and of course welcome back to Kay ! I really enjoyed our chat last night Kay xxx :-6
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Morning Girls
Awwww welcome home Kay and cant wait to see your grandaughter:-6
Hope your all well
Awwww welcome home Kay and cant wait to see your grandaughter:-6
Hope your all well
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pinkchick;763862 wrote: Good morning everyone :-4
Gill - how are you feeling darlin? :-4
Hi PC Rosie, I'm not too bad today thanks, soreness is going off a bit, and the back has started to mumble to me, so that's a little better than not talking :wah::wah:
I do hope you are feeling a little better as well :-4
Gill - how are you feeling darlin? :-4
Hi PC Rosie, I'm not too bad today thanks, soreness is going off a bit, and the back has started to mumble to me, so that's a little better than not talking :wah::wah:

I do hope you are feeling a little better as well :-4
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Hi Chezzie, hope you're OK :-6;) :-4
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Hi Guysxxxx First a BIGwelcome back to the tart..............oops sorry I mean Kay:rolleyes::p and we missed you babes and so happy about the baby.......make sure we all see a picture or else!!!!
I have read all the messages since I was on here last night and I gotta tell you all this. I am so bloody proud of this thread and to have such lovely lovely people on it.I bought Gill,Kaz,Helen, Kay here and we started our little thread.....Joan through circumstances cant get here now very often but she was also in the line up.Gill put this thread up and we didnt really know anyone here except me who knew afew from before when I had joined with Chris.Well since then we have "met" some fabulous people and this thread has really grown.Ok we know theres some on this forum that keep their distance from us and thats upto them. Theres also some who have been here in the past and now choose to also ignore us now and also that is their problem as I happen to think we are all very nice people.Our new friends here Chez....Kinks....MrsK....Kathy....PC.....Abbs.....Jim.....Pam..... and so many more are such nice people and I feel so honoured that they are apart of our little family.Love you Guysxxxxx;)
I have read all the messages since I was on here last night and I gotta tell you all this. I am so bloody proud of this thread and to have such lovely lovely people on it.I bought Gill,Kaz,Helen, Kay here and we started our little thread.....Joan through circumstances cant get here now very often but she was also in the line up.Gill put this thread up and we didnt really know anyone here except me who knew afew from before when I had joined with Chris.Well since then we have "met" some fabulous people and this thread has really grown.Ok we know theres some on this forum that keep their distance from us and thats upto them. Theres also some who have been here in the past and now choose to also ignore us now and also that is their problem as I happen to think we are all very nice people.Our new friends here Chez....Kinks....MrsK....Kathy....PC.....Abbs.....Jim.....Pam..... and so many more are such nice people and I feel so honoured that they are apart of our little family.Love you Guysxxxxx;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;763880 wrote: Hi Guysxxxx First a BIGwelcome back to the tart..............oops sorry I mean Kay:rolleyes::p and we missed you babes and so happy about the baby.......make sure we all see a picture or else!!!!
I have read all the messages since I was on here last night and I gotta tell you all this. I am so bloody proud of this thread and to have such lovely lovely people on it.I bought Gill,Kaz,Helen, Kay here and we started our little thread.....Joan through circumstances cant get here now very often but she was also in the line up.Gill put this thread up and we didnt really know anyone here except me who knew afew from before when I had joined with Chris.Well since then we have "met" some fabulous people and this thread has really grown.Ok we know theres some on this forum that keep their distance from us and thats upto them. Theres also some who have been here in the past and now choose to also ignore us now and also that is their problem as I happen to think we are all very nice people.Our new friends here Chez....Kinks....MrsK....Kathy....PC.....Abbs.....Jim.....Pam..... and so many more are such nice people and I feel so honoured that they are apart of our little family.Love you Guysxxxxx;)
Giz A Snog Carolly :wah::wah::wah:
I have read all the messages since I was on here last night and I gotta tell you all this. I am so bloody proud of this thread and to have such lovely lovely people on it.I bought Gill,Kaz,Helen, Kay here and we started our little thread.....Joan through circumstances cant get here now very often but she was also in the line up.Gill put this thread up and we didnt really know anyone here except me who knew afew from before when I had joined with Chris.Well since then we have "met" some fabulous people and this thread has really grown.Ok we know theres some on this forum that keep their distance from us and thats upto them. Theres also some who have been here in the past and now choose to also ignore us now and also that is their problem as I happen to think we are all very nice people.Our new friends here Chez....Kinks....MrsK....Kathy....PC.....Abbs.....Jim.....Pam..... and so many more are such nice people and I feel so honoured that they are apart of our little family.Love you Guysxxxxx;)
Giz A Snog Carolly :wah::wah::wah:
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Chezzie;763885 wrote: Giz A Snog Carolly :wah::wah::wah:Na.......dont like yer colour lipstick babes:rolleyes:...but I will sing to you:guitarist:wah:
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Carolly;763889 wrote: Na.......dont like yer colour lipstick babes:rolleyes:...but I will sing to you:guitarist:wah:
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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pinkchick;763892 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Hi darlin.......ere that Chez.............what is she like fgs:rolleyes::wah:;)
Hi darlin.......ere that Chez.............what is she like fgs:rolleyes::wah:;)
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Carolly;763898 wrote: Hi darlin.......ere that Chez.............what is she like fgs:rolleyes::wah:;)
you two are hilarious!
Ya alright darlin?
you two are hilarious!
Ya alright darlin?
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pinkchick;763899 wrote: you two are hilarious!
Ya alright darlin?No babe..........Im hilarious.........shes just bleedin mad:wah::wah:Im not to bad sweetheart but you know me............I NEVER complain:rolleyes::);)....hope you got yer music sorted last night;)
Ya alright darlin?No babe..........Im hilarious.........shes just bleedin mad:wah::wah:Im not to bad sweetheart but you know me............I NEVER complain:rolleyes::);)....hope you got yer music sorted last night;)
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Carolly;763906 wrote: No babe..........Im hilarious.........shes just bleedin mad:wah::wah:Im not to bad sweetheart but you know me............I NEVER complain:rolleyes::);)....hope you got yer music sorted last night;)
It's still not sorted hun! Doin my napper in!
It's still not sorted hun! Doin my napper in!
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pinkchick;763910 wrote: It's still not sorted hun! Doin my napper in!Ahhhhhh ere get Chez to go an sort it for yer......she wont mind...its only up the road:wah::wah::wah::driving:
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Carolly;763880 wrote: Hi Guysxxxx First a BIGwelcome back to the tart..............oops sorry I mean Kay:rolleyes::p and we missed you babes and so happy about the baby.......make sure we all see a picture or else!!!!
I have read all the messages since I was on here last night and I gotta tell you all this. I am so bloody proud of this thread and to have such lovely lovely people on it.I bought Gill,Kaz,Helen, Kay here and we started our little thread.....Joan through circumstances cant get here now very often but she was also in the line up.Gill put this thread up and we didnt really know anyone here except me who knew afew from before when I had joined with Chris.Well since then we have "met" some fabulous people and this thread has really grown.Ok we know theres some on this forum that keep their distance from us and thats upto them. Theres also some who have been here in the past and now choose to also ignore us now and also that is their problem as I happen to think we are all very nice people.Our new friends here Chez....Kinks....MrsK....Kathy....PC.....Abbs.....Jim.....Pam..... and so many more are such nice people and I feel so honoured that they are apart of our little family.Love you Guysxxxxx
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I hope i was the most expensive;)
I have read all the messages since I was on here last night and I gotta tell you all this. I am so bloody proud of this thread and to have such lovely lovely people on it.I bought Gill,Kaz,Helen, Kay here and we started our little thread.....Joan through circumstances cant get here now very often but she was also in the line up.Gill put this thread up and we didnt really know anyone here except me who knew afew from before when I had joined with Chris.Well since then we have "met" some fabulous people and this thread has really grown.Ok we know theres some on this forum that keep their distance from us and thats upto them. Theres also some who have been here in the past and now choose to also ignore us now and also that is their problem as I happen to think we are all very nice people.Our new friends here Chez....Kinks....MrsK....Kathy....PC.....Abbs.....Jim.....Pam..... and so many more are such nice people and I feel so honoured that they are apart of our little family.Love you Guysxxxxx
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I hope i was the most expensive;)
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kazalala;763942 wrote: I hope i was the most expensive;)
No you came in the "odds" bin:wah::wah::wah::wah::p
No you came in the "odds" bin:wah::wah::wah::wah::p
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Kayyyyyyyy!! Glad to have you back, and congrats on your new granddaughter:-4:-4
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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Ye I have to admit (through gritted teeth) it is good aint it Kaz:wah::wah:;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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hi ladies how are we all this winters day
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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el guapo;764010 wrote: hi ladies how are we all this winters dayHi babe.......Im on the way out so Kaz is in charge...........watch her she may want to talk to you about her dumplings:wah::wah:good to see you;)ps...............its gills medication day so be veryyyy careful>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Hi EG ! I think we're all fine thank you very much for asking! I hope you are OK as well me little chick pea :wah:;) 

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el guapo;764010 wrote: hi ladies how are we all this winters day
HI:D Good to see you, im fine and it is very wintry here today, blowing a gale. Hows yersel?
( notice, no mention of dumplings)
HI:D Good to see you, im fine and it is very wintry here today, blowing a gale. Hows yersel?
( notice, no mention of dumplings)
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afternoon everyone,
been a bit busy, had to go to work early to take the deliveries in as everyone else is away for the weekend.
think i've done something to my right hand, dragging my big dressing gown out of the washer, need to get it looked at really cos of my brittle bone thing but got no transport to get to the hospital.
to top it all, the dog is poorly and he hurt his foot, chasin bunnies this morning and wont let me near it without doing an imitation of a rabid grizzley bear :-3
however, open the drawer where his sweeties are kept and he can move quick enough then :wah:
just gonna have a cuppa then i shall be back.
been a bit busy, had to go to work early to take the deliveries in as everyone else is away for the weekend.
think i've done something to my right hand, dragging my big dressing gown out of the washer, need to get it looked at really cos of my brittle bone thing but got no transport to get to the hospital.
to top it all, the dog is poorly and he hurt his foot, chasin bunnies this morning and wont let me near it without doing an imitation of a rabid grizzley bear :-3
however, open the drawer where his sweeties are kept and he can move quick enough then :wah:
just gonna have a cuppa then i shall be back.
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Just to say that I may not be at home but Ive got my eye on you lot:sneaky::rolleyes:
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Somebody mentioned, on the 'Crazy world......' thread, that they thought we must be renovating this FOC thread, because we all seem to be over there ! Well it's Carol's fault for putting that other thread up :wah: Anyway, better show willing ----------
Kinks, Kaz and Aussie Pam busy planning the decor, for FOC den.
Jess 'taking steps' to get well 'stuck in' and complete the task.
The 'rest room' area, completed - we know our priorities
The 'reference library' section, also completed (in case of a visit from Spot)
Gill attending to the more intricate details.
Kinks, Kaz and Aussie Pam busy planning the decor, for FOC den.
Jess 'taking steps' to get well 'stuck in' and complete the task.
The 'rest room' area, completed - we know our priorities
The 'reference library' section, also completed (in case of a visit from Spot)
Gill attending to the more intricate details.
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Hi Helen ! It's been a strange week for accidents innit! Hope you get your injury sorted Mrs. 
Hi Kaz ! So Carol's put you in charge :sneaky:
:wah: 

Hi Kaz ! So Carol's put you in charge :sneaky:

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G#Gill;764017 wrote: Hi EG ! I think we're all fine thank you very much for asking! I hope you are OK as well me little chick pea :wah:;) 
feel more like a butter bean

feel more like a butter bean
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Good morning all.....its 3.30am, Shayden just woke for a bottle so thought I would pop in for a sec
Gill hope ya feeling better girlfriend :-4 Carol well what can I say.......ummmmmmmmmmm bloody nothen :yh_rotfl missed ya all and will be back later yawn:-4

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kayleneaussie;764138 wrote: Good morning all.....its 3.30am, Shayden just woke for a bottle so thought I would pop in for a sec
Gill hope ya feeling better girlfriend :-4 Carol well what can I say.......ummmmmmmmmmm bloody nothen :yh_rotfl missed ya all and will be back later yawn:-4
See ya later Kay:-4

See ya later Kay:-4
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el guapo;764116 wrote: feel more like a butter bean
Well I'll get some sent right round to you Jess babes xxx
Well I'll get some sent right round to you Jess babes xxx

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G#Gill;764175 wrote: Well I'll get some sent right round to you Jess babes xxx 
Tart:wah::wah::wah::wah::rolleyes:

Tart:wah::wah::wah::wah::rolleyes:
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kayleneaussie;764138 wrote: Good morning all.....its 3.30am, Shayden just woke for a bottle so thought I would pop in for a sec
Gill hope ya feeling better girlfriend Carol well what can I say.......ummmmmmmmmmm bloody nothen :yh_rotfl missed ya all and will be back later yawn:-4Cor thats a first girlfriend:rolleyes::guitarist;)

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Carolly;764324 wrote: Cor thats a first girlfriend:rolleyes::guitarist;)
YPU WILL KEEP TART:mad::-4
YPU WILL KEEP TART:mad::-4
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kayleneaussie;764330 wrote: YPU WILL KEEP TART:mad::-4RIGHT NO PROB>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ere whats ypu mean ffs:wah:
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Carolly;764331 wrote: RIGHT NO PROB>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ere whats ypu mean ffs:wah:
NOT TELLING:mad::p
NOT TELLING:mad::p
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kayleneaussie;764338 wrote: NOT TELLING:mad::p
Ere Kay..............Im wanted to do a cabaret gig.....he heard me tape and people have told him about me and finks Im amazing.....:rolleyes:.......his right of course:wah:its really posh there......people from tv even perform there.......Im serious by the way.....soooooooo.....as yer a good mate.........I will sell you my autograph
what do you fink???
Ere Kay..............Im wanted to do a cabaret gig.....he heard me tape and people have told him about me and finks Im amazing.....:rolleyes:.......his right of course:wah:its really posh there......people from tv even perform there.......Im serious by the way.....soooooooo.....as yer a good mate.........I will sell you my autograph

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Okay which one of you put the kids in charge of decorating the living room
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ThePheasant;764409 wrote: Okay which one of you put the kids in charge of decorating the living room
:wah::wah::wah:nice one pheasy....ere Im being all serious on the crazy thread and nobodies there.....Im better when I talk crap I reckon:wah:;)
:wah::wah::wah:nice one pheasy....ere Im being all serious on the crazy thread and nobodies there.....Im better when I talk crap I reckon:wah:;)
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Carolly;764363 wrote: Ere Kay..............Im wanted to do a cabaret gig.....he heard me tape and people have told him about me and finks Im amazing.....:rolleyes:.......his right of course:wah:its really posh there......people from tv even perform there.......Im serious by the way.....soooooooo.....as yer a good mate.........I will sell you my autograph
what do you fink???
I DONT WANT YA BLOODY AUTOGRAPH TART:p HEY BTW DID HE HAVE HIS HEARING AIDS IN :yh_rotfl

I DONT WANT YA BLOODY AUTOGRAPH TART:p HEY BTW DID HE HAVE HIS HEARING AIDS IN :yh_rotfl
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kayleneaussie;764477 wrote: I DONT WANT YA BLOODY AUTOGRAPH TART:p HEY BTW DID HE HAVE HIS HEARING AIDS IN :yh_rotfl
I will have you know EX girlfriend that he asked me to sing the song..Far Away...well
i fink he meant the song anyway
:p:rolleyes:
I will have you know EX girlfriend that he asked me to sing the song..Far Away...well
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Nite Gangxxx I wont be about to much tomorrow as I will be working.... and then going for a special meal to my cousins........God shes lucky to have a relation like me dont you fink:rolleyes: anyway stay happy....healthy.....and er
SOBER!!!!:wah:(got some chance with that Kay fgs):rolleyes::):wah:
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Quick joke before bedtime.......
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his
small chair at the table, he looks into his small
bowl. It is empty. 'who's been eating my
porridge?!!', he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his
big chair.He looks into his big bowl,and it is also
empty. ' Who's been eating my Porridge?!!,' he
roars.
mamma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch
from the kitchen and yells, 'For Christ's sake, how
many times do we have to go through this with you
idiots? It was mamma Bear who got up first, it was mamma Bear who
woke everyone in the house,
it was mamma Bear who made the coffee, it was mamma Bear who unloaded
the dishwasher from
last night, and put everything away, it was mamma Bear who went out in
the cold early
morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was mamma Bear who set the damn
table, it was mamma Bear who put the friggin cat out,
cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water
and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry
bear-asses downstairs, and grace mamma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy
presence, listen good,
cause I'm only going to say this one more time:
'I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET FFS OK!!:wah::wah:;)
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his
small chair at the table, he looks into his small
bowl. It is empty. 'who's been eating my
porridge?!!', he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his
big chair.He looks into his big bowl,and it is also
empty. ' Who's been eating my Porridge?!!,' he
roars.
mamma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch
from the kitchen and yells, 'For Christ's sake, how
many times do we have to go through this with you
idiots? It was mamma Bear who got up first, it was mamma Bear who
woke everyone in the house,
it was mamma Bear who made the coffee, it was mamma Bear who unloaded
the dishwasher from
last night, and put everything away, it was mamma Bear who went out in
the cold early
morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was mamma Bear who set the damn
table, it was mamma Bear who put the friggin cat out,
cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water
and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry
bear-asses downstairs, and grace mamma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy
presence, listen good,
cause I'm only going to say this one more time:
'I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET FFS OK!!:wah::wah:;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.