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Men of FG, unite!
Men of FG, unite!
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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Men of FG, unite!
Hey that even made ME laugh :wah:
Cuz it's true!
Cuz it's true!
Men of FG, unite!
yeah. i just came from there.
what a disappointment
what a disappointment
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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Men of FG, unite!
Ooooooooops.....................wrong thread.

Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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Men of FG, unite!
All of our Forum Garden Men are heroes to me, and I love everyone of you:-4
You are someone's loving mate, dad, brother, buddy and friend:-6
You are someone's loving mate, dad, brother, buddy and friend:-6
Men of FG, unite!
Nothing like a good fight amongst women. Unless Karo syrup, butter, and home made biscuits are involved as well.
Life ain't linear.
Men of FG, unite!
that's cute!
:wah:

Men of FG, unite!
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more -
"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies - "Oh yes here it is:
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There' s an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here."
"Oh why, is that where the job is at?"
"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"
"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies - "Oh yes here it is:
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There' s an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here."
"Oh why, is that where the job is at?"
"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"
"If America Was A Tree, The Left Would Root For The Termites...Greg Gutfeld."