a woman's prayer

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 7:58 pm

i have to give Carla credit for this one! LOL

Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

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Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac

with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

Amen.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:08 pm

Oh! That is too much!!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:22 pm

I'm not feeling like bashing tonight. Good joke - just not laughing tonight.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:31 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: I'm not feeling like bashing tonight. Good joke - just not laughing tonight.Oh I don't think it's really "bashing" now is it?

What's up kiddo are you okay? Wanna talk about it?

Pm me if'n ya want!

:-6

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:50 pm

BASHING.. Nah..!! Just funny... :wah: :wah:

nvalleyvee, I hope thing start looking up for you as well..Smile it's good for you..

turbonium · Post by **turbonium** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:06 pm

Funny and cute, LC! See - we men ask for so little! :wah:

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:42 am

Ah, well, they always say you should pray for the absolutely impossible in faith!!!!!

babygirl · Post by **babygirl** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:24 am

omg :yh_rotfl well that has made my day i thaught that was soo funny :yh_rotfl

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:31 am

Huh? Was someone talking about me?

(Jives raises his hand)

Well, here I am!

pina · Post by **pina** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 2:24 pm

Jives wrote: Huh? Was someone talking about me?

(Jives raises his hand)

Well, here I am!

Jives, if you answer to all those things then I think you should come live with me, I've been praying for years for a man like that.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:38 pm

POOR men

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