A light bulb moment!

[valerie]

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?





A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?

Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW

to change a light bulb!

They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!

They would sit in the

dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.

And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be

able to

find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've

been in

the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle of God,

actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the

chair they dragged in to stand on to change the

STUPID light bulb would

STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID

LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!

BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!

IT'S A WONDER WE

HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED

FROM THE PILES OF

GARBAGE THAT ARE A

FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT

THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY

TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED

HOUSE!







I'm sorry.... What was the question?

[spot]

God, I knew it wasn't safe coming online!

[Rapunzel]

LMFAO!! That is EXCELLENT Valerie! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

[abbey]

PMSL....H.R.T's Good!

[along-for-the-ride]

:wah:

Great post! I've been there.

:yh_femfig