FG's three wise men

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:57 am

I love shopping at home depot and hate telephones.

I get annoyed when my phone rings.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:03 am

I love shopping at Lowes and Home depot....one time I went to Lowes on my lunch hour and my girlfriend (who was single at the time, really wanting to find a man) sent me with a list of credentials of her dream man....she was sure I could find him at Lowes!! I was supposed to ask an employee of the store where I could find him for her!:wah::wah:

I hate phones nowadays too, I used to be able to talk all the time, now I've gotten to where I just let it ring....and ring....and yep....ring some more!:)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:04 am

Ive never heard of home depot but I spent 3 hours buying laminate flooring for my kitchen and hallway today......laminate tiling for kitchen and solid wood laminate for the hallway.......I looked interested as he explained all about laminate thickness and locking joints.......I ooohhhhed and ahhhhhed at all the different underlay......I even bloody helped carry it to the car , had to put my mate on loud speaker on me mobby so I could hear her though :wah::wah::wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:10 am

jimbo;748519 wrote: nomad ,spot and of course wize guy

why dont women

ever ask you to go shopping at home depot Home depot doesn't carry diamonds and they are afraid all they will get there is board.

ever want to have a phone conversation of less than 10 minutes even if its a wrong number they can have a 10 minute talk about it

i will be back there is other skullduggery afoot

What drives me crazy is that they will call you and then expect you to carry the conversation.:-5

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:11 am

jimbo;748539 wrote: it could only happen to me

i start a thread asking guys about women and the guys cant get a word in as the women are hogging the thread

dubsy is trying.....have to give him an e for effort!!:wah:

and ooops!!:o

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:17 am

WonderWendy3;748543 wrote: dubsy is trying.....have to give him an e for effort!!:wah:

and ooops!!:o

Yeah! If you'd like.........Shut up, for a second.......

I might get a word in..Pfft!

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:19 am

did ya say something???

:D:D

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:21 am

jimbo;748557 wrote: or ring you while you are really busy and then have a go at you for not wanting to talk much ,and if you point out that if you really had wanted to talk you would of rang them all you get is FINE followed by a loud click

your ok ww you are one of the boys

Okay, if you say so...:wah::wah:

Dubsy made me laugh out loud!!--it was a manly laugh mind you!:wah::wah:

Oh, he was serious....

shutting up now!!

HA.....as if!!bwahahahahahhahahahaa:D

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:22 am

Jim. Let it go mate, psychiatric hospitals are full of blokes who tried to figure out Women..They're just wired up wrong, plain and simple. There's nothing you can do about it, just go along with 'em.......

If anybody asks, you ain't seen me .......Right!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:25 am

dubs;748566 wrote: Jim. Let it go mate, psychiatric hospitals are full of blokes who tried to figure out Women..They're just wired up wrong, plain and simple. There's nothing you can do about it, just go along with 'em.......

If anybody asks, you ain't seen me .......Right!

They are wired wrong, thats for sure. Luckily they have great on and off switches. (If you can figure out which is on and which is off)

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:26 am

jimbo;748568 wrote: and another thing why cant some women grasp that even after 12 years explaining to them :rolleyes:

that even if something has less than 1% fat written on the label if it has enough sugar in it to sink the titanic its bad for your diet :-5:-5
Try telling them that a pound of diet chocolate is still a pound of chocolate...:-2

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:28 am

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CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:29 am

Watch it guys I love Home Depot and Lowes. My phones just ticks me off when they ring darn things just get in the way of my home improvements.. :wah:

Actually when I retire I have a job lined up at Home Depot in the "Fixing your Bathroom up Section". I can't wait this is going to be sooooo much fun. I will love to see the looks on guys faces when I talk bathroom showers, floor, plumbing, sink installations like a pro.

Guys were not that difficult to figure out. It is realllllllly simple just give us what we want and you will never have a problem.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:34 am

not hard to figure out really but since you obviously need a pointer:sneaky:

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CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:41 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Jimbo, you have to understand this about women we change our minds in seconds so don't fight it just go with it.

You will sleep better at night and life will be sooooo much easier. :p

[QUOTE]but how on earth can we give you what you want if you dont know what you want ,and if you get what you want you dont want it anymore

and another thing you lot use sex to get what you want ,we cant do that coz sex is what we want ,unless we get really drunk and the room starts spinning around and all we need to do is go straight to sleep ... then sex it seems is what you want [/QUOTE] See you understand more than you think..

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:55 am

JIMBO, Maybe this will shed some light on your question.!!

How To Make Women Happy...

The Point System

(advice according to women)

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Simple Duties:

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You leave the toilet seat up (-5)

You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)

When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)

When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)

You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)

In the snow (+8)

But return with beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with a six iron (+10)

It's her pet (-10)

Social Engagements At a Party:

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2)

Named Tiffany (-4)

Tiffany is a dancer (-6)

Tiffany has implants (-8)

Her Birthday:

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)

A Night Out With the Boys:

Go with a pal (-5)

The pal is happily married (-4)

Or frighteningly single (-7)

And he drives a Mustang (-10)

With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED (-15)

A Night Out:

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)

Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

Your Physique:

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)

You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)

Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:

You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)

The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response (-20) can't win this one period.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:02 am

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)

Hey!!! Lay off the aloha shirts, they are some of my best Sunday go to meetin clothes..

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:23 am

I am still laughing, Carla.................:wah:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:35 am

Jimbo! Keep your yellow shovel nearby, I got a feeling you're gonna need to dig yourself out of this one........

:wah::wah:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:15 am

jimbo;748639 wrote: i think you are right mate :-3

er spurs did well a nice 5-1 win against fulham

where is snyder :sneaky:

we have reading tomorrow another easy 3 nil to the mighty whites

do you think i'm outa trouble yet dubs you know how much these women hate football :sneaky::sneaky:

They only hate it mate, cos they don't understand it! It's the one slim advantage we've got over 'em......Reading..PFFT!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:27 am

Erm...............can you repeat the question please.........aint got a bleedin clue what yer goin on about..........gawd am I fick or what!!!!:-5:rolleyes:;)

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:36 am

Mr. Dubs might I suggest you borrow Jimbo's shovel and use it yourself. :wah:

[QUOTE]They only hate it mate, cos they don't understand it! It's the one slim advantage we've got over 'em......Reading..PFFT! [/QUOTE]

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:45 am

It's ok Carla, you can shout at me if you want....I've trained my ears to shut off after a few seconds....:wah::wah::wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:49 am

:wah: On second thought I think you will need a much bigger shovel.

[QUOTE]It's ok Carla, you can shout at me if you want....I've trained my ears to shut off after a few seconds....[/QUOTE]

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:54 am

Haha....Carla! Lalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalala! I can't hear you ....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hey! How come Jimbo starts this thread, and walks away scot free?

He must be some kind of evil genius

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:57 am

Carolly;748647 wrote: Erm...............can you repeat the question please.........aint got a bleedin clue what yer goin on about..........gawd am I fick or what!!!!:-5:rolleyes:;)Nobody wants to tell me it seems:-5 so I will leave you guys on yer own;)

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:16 pm

Carolly, It is about men and there never ending battle to understand women. Bottom line is they never will understand us. The more they try the farther they dig themselves in.

As you can see by Jimbo's and Mr. Dubs comments they know not what they do.

[QUOTE]Nobody wants to tell me it seems so I will leave you guys on yer own[/QUOTE]

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:25 pm

Jimbo found THREE wise men on FG??????????????????? WOW!!!!!!!

Where, where??????

:sneaky:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:27 pm

AussiePam;748680 wrote: Jimbo found THREE wise men on FG??????????????????? WOW!!!!!!!

Where, where??????

:sneaky:
Pam me old mate............its a joke thats obvious:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:28 pm

I'm still not listening...

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:36 pm

Carolly;748682 wrote: Pam me old mate............its a joke thats obvious:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

But you hafta admit, Carolly, that fellas are kind of cute when they look at you in that slightly baffled, helpless, 'we're misunderstood', ' we're only doing what blokes do so it's okay' way.

I work very hard trying to be mysterious and inscrutable. A girl's gotta always be one step ahead of the bloke, and catch him on the wrong foot - stands to reason. A wise man appreciates all this, sends me diamonds, gives me a yacht, and doesn't mind when I go dancing or forget to make his dinner.

There are three such paragons of male virtue and wisdom on FG???? Where where where???

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:41 pm

heres how men work......

me...could you just run the hoover round for me please?

hubby..uh eh k...

later on

me...awww didnt you get time to hoover?

hubby...yeah i done it earlier when you asked....(sly snigger when my back is turned)

me...ok sorry (do it my bloody self next time jeeez)

hubby....heh heh another chore I got out of doing!

:-5:-5:-5

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:48 pm

jimbo;748710 wrote: aawww thats gotta suck :wah::wah:

how come my anti women thread has turned into a lets casterate a guy thread :rolleyes::D

Because we seek to rule the universe! :wah:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:52 pm

:wah::wah: not typing what popped in my head!

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:53 pm

jimbo;748710 wrote: aawww thats gotta suck :wah::wah:

how come my anti women thread has turned into a lets casterate a guy thread :rolleyes::DOh Winkle............ffs behave........we are the guvs.............end of:D:rolleyes:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:09 pm

dubsy.....can you hear me now???????????

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:11 pm

WonderWendy3;748729 wrote: dubsy.....can you hear me now???????????
You do realize that I'm sitting right in front of my comp when you yell like that?

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:12 pm

WonderWendy3;748729 wrote: dubsy.....can you hear me now???????????

Yes dear....

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:16 pm

YZGI;748731 wrote: You do realize that I'm sitting right in front of my comp when you yell like that?

dubs;748732 wrote: Yes dear....

See Ladies.....that's all it takes!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl