Does the war on terror cover this?

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RedGlitter
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The poo-poo terrorist has been arrested

One of the most feared criminals in Norway has been arrested. He has been called the poo-poo terrorist because he has vandalized his victim’s cars with, that’s right, human "****". The first attacks were noticed in April 2007 when Elisa Viitamaa, 29, got her car filled with almost ten liters of a brown, smelling substance. The poo-poo terrorist has thrown frozen cubes of his own excrement into cars for almost a year. Something that has cost the car owners thousands of dollars to clean up. The attacks have been a riddle to the police in Østfinnmark. At least until now.

After a tip they have now arrested a 50 years old man. When searching the suspect’s house the police found human excrement in his freezer. They also found objects that can tie him to the crime scenes. The objects along with the excrement have been sent to be analyzed. The motive of the attacks is unknown. The man is likely to be charged for his crimes in January.

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CARLA
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What a crappy story.. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Post by lemon_and_mint »

uk members will remember we had one who attacked trains in the same way and caused mayhem with them having to be taken out of service and cleaned.
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