Wash your hands..

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Sheryl
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Received this via email, would of be better if I could post pics too, but oh well!

Well, isn't this just fantastic....

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.



In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)



An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.



In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!



Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.



In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.



At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.



Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.



HAVE A GREAT DAY...

....and wash your damn hands
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

my son
lemon_and_mint
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Post by lemon_and_mint »

think about it, some of those cant possibly be true.
RedGlitter
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Anal gases?! Okay that's just wrong. :yh_sick
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cars
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Post by cars »

I have an OCD with hand washing, I wash my hands 40 to 50 times a day. After touching (when only hands will operate it?) anything the general public uses, shaking hands with some one, etc, anything. Guess I may be safe enough. :wah:
Cars :)
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Sheryl
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lemon_and_mint;745382 wrote: think about it, some of those cant possibly be true.


Which ones would those be?
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

my son
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Post by lemon_and_mint »

Sheryl;745406 wrote: Which ones would those be?


guess :)
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