What the headmaster said......

[john8pies]

I`ll never forget this even though it happened over 45 years ago and was totally stupid even then!

A pupil rushed into the classroom and said to the teacher, "Please, sir, there`s a riot in the dining hall"

The teacher quickly opened the cupboard and looking in it, said, "Where`s the cane?"

Another pupil, thinking that he meant, he was going to cane them all, and that it would therefore WEAR the cane down ,called out, "Yes, it does!"

(I warned you all it was really stupid) :wah: :wah: :wah:

[Rapunzel]

I prefer the old joke:

2 nuns in the bath. One says "Where's the soap?"

The other says "Yes it does rather"

LMFAO! :wah: :wah:

[john8pies]

It`s lucky you`re in Hampshire and I`m in Dorset if you appreciate jokes like that!!!!!