High jinx with the judo teacher!

[john8pies]

I always tend to remember these stupid incidents from my school life which happened about 40 years ago (which is probably why I`m such a wreck now!) when I`m a little inebriated!

The judo teacher whose name I can remember but I won`t say it as he`s brown bread now anyway was giving a judo demonstration . The boy chosen whose name I can also remember but I`ll give him a false name just in case by some small stretch of the imagination he`s actually reading this was thrown over his shoulder and hit his face full on the mat ( which was thin and covered a hard wooden flooring ) smashed his nose, which started to pour with blood.

We expected the judo teacher to show some sympathy but instead he screamed "Malcolm", get the f**k of that judo mat - you`re covering it with blood!

You couldn`t make it up!

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