New Tv Show Looking For Guests!!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:22 pm

wow! i want to be a guest! but my man is perfect! oh woe is me, how can i qualify? he is beautiful and loving and honest and sexy and irons my shirts! naked. he's a gourmet cook for a hobby. how can i ever be on your show??? he makes love to me all i want and writes me poetry, there must be something i can complain about! he's brilliant and funny, but there must be something....oh, i know, he has an English accent. well hell, that won't work, it's elegant. how about this, when he drinks a margarita his lips get numb.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:35 pm

OMG! His lips get numb? And this whole time I thought he was perfect!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:38 pm

Peg wrote: OMG! His lips get numb? And this whole time I thought he was perfect!numb lips aren't that bad.

babygirl · Post by **babygirl** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:05 pm

lady cop wrote: numb lips aren't that bad.

naughty LC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:17 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...That alone for hours could give me a HEART ATTACK! Becareful LC! :yh_silly :yh_tong2 :yh_drool :yh_rotfl

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:18 am

No programme which attempted to list my faults and attempt to correct them would ever be (a) short enough to fit in a year of back to back television (b) believed (c) allowed !!!