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Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:27 am

I seem to get erections at the most in opportune times when there is absolutely no way to relieve the symptoms. They are frequently painful and long lasting, like when I am in an elevator or on a escalator. Sometimes when I hear someone's cell phone ring, it will trigger an immediate erection. This can often be embarrassing when you are wearing form fitting trousers and don't have a jacket or sweater to cover the problem. I would appreciate any advice from you guys as to how you handle a similar situation.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:31 am

Think of your Mom.

Then think of her naked...:wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:45 am

Lon;738142 wrote: I seem to get erections at the most in opportune times when there is absolutely no way to relieve the symptoms. They are frequently painful and long lasting, like when I am in an elevator or on a escalator. Sometimes when I hear someone's cell phone ring, it will trigger an immediate erection. This can often be embarrassing when you are wearing form fitting trousers and don't have a jacket or sweater to cover the problem. I would appreciate any advice from you guys as to how you handle a similar situation.

You could just try using the elevators for what they intended

moonpie · Post by **moonpie** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:47 am

Use the stairs instead of the eleveator!:D

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:48 am

or get larger pants

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:50 am

or stop following women with cell phones

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:51 am

Ohhhhhh .........sorry I just read the title, I didn't realize this was a Men Only thread

..... :driving: :driving: :driving:

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:59 pm

Since when is an erection painful?

You need a Doc, Lon.

Pheasy?

Where is that elevator?

:p

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:02 pm

Am i the only woman who never looks at men's groins?

Maybe I should in future, might notice something interesting! :wah:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:12 pm

Jack's Dad asked: "Since when is an erection painful?"

AFTER THREE HOURS

911 · Post by **911** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:15 pm

Lon;738274 wrote: Jack's Dad asked: "Since when is an erection painful?"

AFTER THREE HOURS

And in those three hours, you couldn't figure out how to get rid of it? :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:18 pm

My advice is stop taking the viagra. If you are not on viagra then go to the doctor because 3 hour erections are not normal.

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:24 pm

Galbally;738283 wrote: My advice is stop taking the viagra. If you are not on viagra then go to the doctor because 3 hour erections are not normal.

That's two votes for the Doc, Lon.

Defo get off the Viagra.

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:40 pm

Lon;738274 wrote: Jack's Dad asked: "Since when is an erection painful?"

AFTER THREE HOURS
So why didn't you get off the elevator within those "3" hours!? :p:wah::D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:46 pm

Should of asked your feathered friend for a helping hand:wah::wah:

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:53 pm

Chezzie;738315 wrote: Should of asked your feathered friend for a helping hand:wah::wah:
Heeeeeey, you're not a men only!!! :p:D

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:17 pm

ooops sowwy I erm took a wrong turn.....silly me:p

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:21 pm

cars;738320 wrote: Heeeeeey, you're not a men only!!! :p:D

I'm in drag, is it okay for me to be here? :sneaky:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:53 pm

JacksDad;738190 wrote: Since when is an erection painful?

You need a Doc, Lon.

Pheasy?

Where is that elevator?

:p

:wah: :wah:

Florida I think

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:54 pm

Lon;738274 wrote: Jack's Dad asked: "Since when is an erection painful?"

AFTER THREE HOURS

:yh_rotfl Yeah right!!!

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:56 pm

Chezzie;738341 wrote: ooops sowwy I erm took a wrong turn.....silly me:p

Dang! girl, you told me to follow you. You could of warned me you were leading me into a men only thread :sneaky:

I'd of run faster and got in ahead of you

Oh I did

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:00 pm

ThePheasant;738392 wrote: Dang! girl, you told me to follow you. You could of warned me you were leading me into a men only thread :sneaky:

I'd of run faster and got in ahead of you

Oh I did

hah hah...pervy pheasy:D:D

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:41 pm

Lon , ONE tablet of Viagra as directed, not One tablet as needed

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:46 pm

Indian Princess;738425 wrote: Lon , ONE tablet of Viagra as directed, not One tablet as neededsnicker............. :wah:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:06 pm

I had a three hour erection once, well a few times. Those were the days. Sucks getting older.

This thread gets my seal of approval; especially since the title was posted so that every woman in the Garden would look.

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:31 pm

No one has wood for three hours straight!

Ya gots to have at least 20 to 30 seconds to energize.

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:34 pm

Snooze;738347 wrote: I'm in drag, is it okay for me to be here? :sneaky:

:yh_rotfl

Sure, why not?

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:36 pm

ThePheasant;738388 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Florida I think

I wouldn't doubt that.

:p

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:39 pm

JacksDad;738475 wrote: No one has wood for three hours straight!

Ya gots to have at least 20 to 30 seconds to energize.

Drink a V-8 and go at it again. Good times. Did you see my pictures?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:16 pm

I'm in drag too.

http://www.clevelandclinic.org/health/h ... 0/2908.asp

If this is a serious thread and not just the usual off colour jokings, go see your doc. Priapism is a medical condition and should be taken seriously.

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:19 pm

I'm pretty sure Lon was mocking the thread "Women only!"

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:26 pm

Snooze;738507 wrote: I'm pretty sure Lon was mocking the thread "Women only!"

At least one FG member gets it. CONGRATS!!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:28 pm

Yes, I didn't think this was likely to be genuine, but if it is... grin... he should see a doctor.

I've never yet met a woman who liked a bloke with a permanent hard on. Much too tiring. Like "All you can eat" restaurants spoil things. A good meal needs a beginning, a middle and an end.

:-6

Ed:

My post crossed with yours, Lon

I'm very relieved to hear you're comfortably limp once again.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:40 am

KB.;738479 wrote: Drink a V-8 and go at it again. Good times. Did you see my pictures?

You took pictures of it...........where where:p:p:p:wah:

Dear Lon, Of course "we" women knew it was a Joke, Man complaining of a three hour hard on over 50 years of age?????:wah::wah

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:39 am

Lon;738142 wrote: I seem to get erections at the most in opportune times when there is absolutely no way to relieve the symptoms. They are frequently painful and long lasting, like when I am in an elevator or on a escalator. Sometimes when I hear someone's cell phone ring, it will trigger an immediate erection. This can often be embarrassing when you are wearing form fitting trousers and don't have a jacket or sweater to cover the problem. I would appreciate any advice from you guys as to how you handle a similar situation.

I assume that you were going up:wah:

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:49 pm

Sweetie, if Mike came too me with a three hour errection, .................................

Um, ah, I just dont see the problem honey!:wah::wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:13 pm

I suspect you would after a while IP.

:sneaky:

twizzel · Post by **twizzel** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:00 am

Lon;738142 wrote: I seem to get erections at the most in opportune times when there is absolutely no way to relieve the symptoms. They are frequently painful and long lasting, like when I am in an elevator or on a escalator. Sometimes when I hear someone's cell phone ring, it will trigger an immediate erection. This can often be embarrassing when you are wearing form fitting trousers and don't have a jacket or sweater to cover the problem. I would appreciate any advice from you guys as to how you handle a similar situation.

Oh you lucky man

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:53 am

Alright then lads, if this is the men only thread, how long do you need after erm, well you know, doing the deed. Before you are up for having another go? :guitarist

Its usually about 9 months for me! :wah:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:37 am

If I were a man and had a 3 hour erection, I'd be walking around pointing at my watch, then at my crotch and telling people, 3 hours now.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:37 am

That's just wrong. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:57 am

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:19 am

I love this thread, since I'm a woman I've only been reading...have nothing to contribute since I've never had a 3 hour erection....but I sure have had fun with .....well anyway............

for the record, and I know people don't believe this...I do know someone that had an erection for over 3 hours, no drugs were involved, (well, maybe illegal, not viagra is what I mean) He was a health nut at the time and claimed his "endurance" to eating healthy......

:-6

I have said my piece....it will be hard to not come back here again, perhaps in the morining I wood reconsider it!

:):wah:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:26 am

jimbo;739271 wrote: sorry peg i did not mean are you jj

i thought it would of been something he would say

I knew what you meant. :wah:

WW? Where is this health nut at? :sneaky:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:28 am

Peg;739283 wrote: I knew what you meant. :wah:

WW? Where is this health nut at? :sneaky:
Check towards the bottom of the bag. thats where the healthy ones hang out..:wah: