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john8pies
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Only rule for this silly little game is that the people must be genuine, eg,I have actually KNOWN people who had the following odd names:

Zella Speller

Trudy Moody

Jane Brain

Maggot Johnson

Duane Pipe

Russell Sprout

more contributions welcome!

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Jives
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I used to work at a gas station and I saw some pretty weird names on their credit cards, two that stand out were a couple of brothers that came by every so often..

Richard "Dick" Dick and Harry Dick.

Really! :wah:
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Peg
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Anita Dick

William Williams

Hoctor Hoy

I'm sure I'll think of more
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oh yeah, I just got the lists of kids I'm getting next year and one of the names was,

"Cretin Martinez".

For those of you who don't know, 'Cretin" means severely mentally retarded and deformed.
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Cretin? Maggot? What were these parents thinking? :eek:
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I had a math teacher in high school named J.C McClure. He was a very cool guy, he flew fighters in WWII, Korea and Vietnam, so he was a little crazy.

Every so often a new kid would ask him what his first name was, then he would shout at the top of his lungs..

JESUS CHRIST!!!!

We all thought it was a gag until I saw his college diploma. Sure enough, he was Jesus Christ McClure.
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Ima and Yura Hog...sisters
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I forgot about Les Moore and Christian Hunter
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I know Bill Mieser very well. The surname is almost extinct.
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We used to have 2 vets in my home town, husband & wife called Peter & Hazel Nutt!
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Parker Posie,

what were her parents thinking
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G-man
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Peg;66769 wrote: Anita Dick

William Williams

Hoctor Hoy

I'm sure I'll think of more


I used to work with a woman named Anita who was a big dick. :wah:

I also had a boss that had a cartoon name that rhymed... first name was Penny... I won't mention her last name, though. But you get the idea... she even said that she had a "cartoon name" when I first interviewed for the position. :D


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My parents knew a couple before I was born that named their daughter Holly Berry. Their last name? Bushey. :rolleyes:
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