Big Peoples Words

[Chezzie]

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the

>first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on

>NO baby talk

>

>"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

>

>She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana."

>

>"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"

>

>She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."

>

>She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use Big

>People' words."

>

>She then asked little Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he replied.

>

>"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

>

>Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great

>pride, and said,



>

>

>

>"Winnie the SH*T"

[Sheryl]

:wah: